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Next shooting the bullet casings are "PYM, PSL, DSA, Hasanabi, MikeFromPA, Nancy Pelosi, AOC, Bernie Sanders, Jimmy Fallon"
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Next shooting the bullet casings are "Rock stacking, Outdoor Cats, Bidets are Bourgeois, 
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Much of the third world uses bidets. Read more theory (on the toilet).
Fake news, this would require Jimmy Fallon to have political opinions
I think he got Fallon and Kimmel confused (to be fair I do that all the time)
sorry to deconstruct the joke but i think jimmy fallon adds to the incoherent list as a cherry on top punchline
Poor FRSO not cool enough to be in the bullet casing carving party =(
I mean, if they're gonna all congregate in stadiums after a podcaster gets popped... 
Make sure you write your manifesto on the shotgun shells.
Shells? If you know where they're going to be months ahead of time you could do much better than shells. In Minecraft.
Actually now I want someone to actually write their manifesto in a minecraft server.
Imagine some technological boomer FBI agent having to buy a minecraft license, figure out how to log into a minecraft server, then getting griefed by 12 year olds while trying read it.
"goddamnit, a fucking creeper blew up half the manifesto"
Since I'm playing animal crossing wild world I can write a 4 line snippet of what I plan to do and leave it in a villager's mailbox.
The FBI has always been full of shit, but Ka$h seems particularly ridiculous to me. Bro looks like he's coked out of his mind half the time and only communicates in lies.
he always looks like he just shat his pants and is worried people might start to smell it
I think that's the coke
Hmm...
Two trump assassins, kirk, this today, eventually something's gotta stick.
All the ingredients are there but they can't figure out how. The fact that they haven't yet created a Reichstag Fire event shows how staggeringly incompetent they are. But it's just a matter of time. Plus - when they do if it's is clearly a lie - the dems still might get on board because they think agreeing with the lie will be better for them in next year's elections. I wish I was only joking.
Motherfuckers need to get back into the art of unhinged manifesto posting.
Damn Zoomers just put memes on their assassination weapons, you gotta put the work in and print a 200 page document to mail to a random journalist.
and they say amerikkkans don’t have culture 😏
I'm just picturing a meme where it's that Romulan senator holding up the "Anti Ice" bullet and going "IT'S A FAAAAAAKE "
Fuck, too bad I'm out of my house and can't make it
don't forget to carry your passport with you, that will miraculously survive massive burning wreckages
Brb commiting a political assassination with a 105mm APFSDS round so I can laser engrave the entire text of State and Revolution on the shell
The microblogging version of manifestos
*latest fad
I'm going to write "The 14 words". Not the actual words, but the phrase "The 14 words", on my ammunition and shoot David Duke or something.
TBH the american people are politically illiterate and confused enough for one of them to attack an ICE facility and only target the detainees. this was a false flag though
Yeah I almost believed it until the shell casings because like you said your average anglo is a mess.
BLM or MLB
Remember the graffiti on some MAGAs house during the BLM summer. 
Well, as US literacy rates continue to decline, writing 10000 word manifestos will never grab the public's attention.
This is a reason why Blockchain technology is so important.
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