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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 52 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Whichever is funnier at any given time

[–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

The right answer

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 85 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Those anime titles are really getting out of hand.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 15 points 4 days ago

Boku no homo

Tap for spoilerPartially a reply to the comment just below this one, asking if they said “no homo”

[–] Newsteinleo@midwest.social 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You all are way to fucking obsessed with labels.

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is a shitpost community, my dude.

[–] webp@mander.xyz 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

The shit flung over his head, clearly

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Dude must be short as hell cause that was some pretty low flung shit

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

If you still outwardly presented as female and the guy you kissed considered you female, then no it was not gay. Changing gender IMO does not modify interactions had before the change.

Realistically it doesn't matter and you can kiss whoever the fuck you wanna

[–] classybattery@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

thanks, it wasn't gay then.

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 1 points 3 days ago

Darn, an I was so close to figuring out what I am

[–] NovaSel@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

yes he is gay now he must register with the bureau of homosexual affairs and receive his blue hat

(sarcasm- everybody knows the hats are actually periwinkle which is closer to purple)

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 25 points 4 days ago

It was gay for you and straight for him. You could say it was kinky.

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 days ago

did you have socks or say no homo?

[–] markz@suppo.fi 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

They should send a late no homo message

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Hey friend, that is a good amount of words with very little punctuation.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 days ago

On a morbid note, if the first person you kiss dies at some later point, does that make you a necrophiliac? Same answer to both questions.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You can kiss a guy and not be "gay". You just kissed a male. You can still exclusively like females. Maybe you just wanted a taste?

[–] classybattery@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago

thanks! i'm pan

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 4 days ago

Doesn't matter, had kiss 💋 😉

[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

See, this is the kinda shit trans people have to go through. They suffer enough.

[–] Ekybio@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If you want to then yes, if you dont want to then no.

At least thats the way of thinking I chose for myself. I chose no for myself, but you pick what feels right for you.

[–] classybattery@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

ahhh thank you!

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Depends? Did you say "no homo" first?

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I have no Idea what you even ment, but if you're happy that's what matters! Happy for you dude

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Happened to me! First love transitioned away from being a girl. To me I remember the girl I fell in love with. He's a dude now, can't take that away but he can't take away from me my memories.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think I saw this episode of Curb your Enthusiasm

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't know much about that TV series. How is it relevant?

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qXmSXJ3FRo

In the show, Larry David dated someone who later transitioned to a man

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

OK that was real funny. I've yet to be confronted by my ex so now I have a script

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I had a friend who's two years my junior. One day I addressed them as "young lady," and in response I joked "you're two years younger, even if we're in an elder home, you'll still be 'young lady' at that time."

Then they transitioned, she's now a he, so that "young lady" thing will no longer work 😅

[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Time, place, and status therein are what makes it. Were you a man or woman at the time? Who did you kiss in that time and place?

[–] classybattery@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

ah, makes a lot of sense. i was a girl who kissed a boy.

My pleasure, best of luck.

[–] darksiderbun@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago

What show is this uwu

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Yup. (For you, not for him. He didn’t know.)

[–] SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 days ago

you were gay but he wasn't

[–] Kuma@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Depends on what kind of kiss it was, did you kiss because of romantic interest? If yes then yeah that was gay.

Would be funny if kissing someone who tricked you into being the opposite gender (you could even be blindfolded) made you gay haha