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The right answer
Those anime titles are really getting out of hand.
Boku no homo
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Partially a reply to the comment just below this one, asking if they said “no homo”
You all are way to fucking obsessed with labels.
This is a shitpost community, my dude.
The shit flung over his head, clearly
Dude must be short as hell cause that was some pretty low flung shit
If you still outwardly presented as female and the guy you kissed considered you female, then no it was not gay. Changing gender IMO does not modify interactions had before the change.
Realistically it doesn't matter and you can kiss whoever the fuck you wanna
thanks, it wasn't gay then.
Darn, an I was so close to figuring out what I am
Idfk man
yes he is gay now he must register with the bureau of homosexual affairs and receive his blue hat
(sarcasm- everybody knows the hats are actually periwinkle which is closer to purple)
It was gay for you and straight for him. You could say it was kinky.
did you have socks or say no homo?
did you say no homo
They should send a late no homo message
Hey friend, that is a good amount of words with very little punctuation.
On a morbid note, if the first person you kiss dies at some later point, does that make you a necrophiliac? Same answer to both questions.
You can kiss a guy and not be "gay". You just kissed a male. You can still exclusively like females. Maybe you just wanted a taste?
thanks! i'm pan
Doesn't matter, had kiss 💋 😉
See, this is the kinda shit trans people have to go through. They suffer enough.
If you want to then yes, if you dont want to then no.
At least thats the way of thinking I chose for myself. I chose no for myself, but you pick what feels right for you.
ahhh thank you!
Depends? Did you say "no homo" first?
I have no Idea what you even ment, but if you're happy that's what matters! Happy for you dude
Happened to me! First love transitioned away from being a girl. To me I remember the girl I fell in love with. He's a dude now, can't take that away but he can't take away from me my memories.
I think I saw this episode of Curb your Enthusiasm
I don't know much about that TV series. How is it relevant?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qXmSXJ3FRo
In the show, Larry David dated someone who later transitioned to a man
OK that was real funny. I've yet to be confronted by my ex so now I have a script
I had a friend who's two years my junior. One day I addressed them as "young lady," and in response I joked "you're two years younger, even if we're in an elder home, you'll still be 'young lady' at that time."
Then they transitioned, she's now a he, so that "young lady" thing will no longer work 😅
Time, place, and status therein are what makes it. Were you a man or woman at the time? Who did you kiss in that time and place?
ah, makes a lot of sense. i was a girl who kissed a boy.
My pleasure, best of luck.
What show is this uwu
Yup. (For you, not for him. He didn’t know.)
you were gay but he wasn't
Depends on what kind of kiss it was, did you kiss because of romantic interest? If yes then yeah that was gay.
Would be funny if kissing someone who tricked you into being the opposite gender (you could even be blindfolded) made you gay haha