I've gone one step further: my wife's boyfriend fucks my wife for free, meaning it costs me nothing to keep working at my business.
this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2025
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Ours pays US! How bout that?! Now my wife's shopping isn't cutting into MY revenue stream and I can really focus on growing my business around the cuckold, I mean clock. It's a real win-win-win, feels like a bull market every day.
You're not truly minmaxing your revenue wife if you don't rent oout both ends at the same time.
Now, you might think that's the limit of bodily revenue streams, but lemme ask you this: Do you have a butthole? Is that butthole earning you a passive income right now?
It is, as it happens.
He's totally right. That does not make him a cuck. Cuckolding is a kink, and a kink is just distraction from generating revenue.
Damn he played that so straight. I'm really good at saying silly shit with a straight face but I don't think I could've gotten through that without cracking.
And to think he's the same guy who was losing all the dad joke don't laugh challenges for laughing at his own jokes.
I play a pretty good straight-man, but he nails it. Take me more than one take to spit that with a straight face.
Laughing isn't profit-making
Interestingly he mostly laughs about everything
And Hammo's laugh is silly!
Gotta hire someone to shit your pants for you. Always Be Grinding
Finally an answer to "who shit my pants?" It was the pants shitter that i hired
I think my wife could agree with this ideology. But I have to check.