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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

This Halloween I shall, once again, dress up as a skeleton in a flesh suit.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I hope you motherfuckers like raisins.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Once our kids were given little mini boxes of raisins at one house but they turned out to be all eaten by fat little larvae. So if you plan on giving out raisins, PLEASE check them, and store them in an airtight container in the freezer or something.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Fat little larva" is a very funny way to refer to your kids

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

LOL

I think they might have been from kitchen-cabinet moths, unless they were from eggs laid on the grapes as they grew.

[–] MelonYellow@piefed.ca 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How bout chocolate covered? :)

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I saw they had those inflatable dinosaur costumes at the grocery store for $15. I think I wanna get one.