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BLS revision shows annual hiring was overstated by 911,000 jobs

Turns out there was nearly a million less jobs then previously thought

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[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 58 points 1 month ago
[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 48 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Just lie, say self employment as like... Anything. IT services are great for this because nobody can fucking check anything if it doesn't exist anymore. Or just "painter and decorator" is pretty good. Gardening services. The kinds of things you can cold call people for and there'll be odd jobs people need doing.

Pretty much anyone could pretend to have done a variety of IT services as self employed without any ability to verify any of it. Say you were the top seller for search optimisation services on Fiverr. It's impossible to verify and easily makes more than enough income for one person a year to justify it.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 month ago

Yep "my uncle hired me for landscaping" nobody asks more.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

No worries, it works and is actually a selling point to some. There's no need to admit unemployment ever.

[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ive been to double digit job interviews this year and gotten nothing, I'm going back to school instead now lmao agony-deep

I went to a job interview and got ghosted by HR, I sat in the lobby for half an hour before stealing a magazine and leaving

Another interview was 3 hours long (agony-mescaline) and they ghosted me

I got a rejection email 4 months later so thats something I guess

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

man the ghosting kills me. how is that in any way professional

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

Professionalism is when we make you eat endless shit and you never complain

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I got myself into a situation where I needed a job NOW and almost two years later I'm still delivering boxes for Amazon. Gonna put my diplomas up in the un-air-conditioned cargo hold

Looking for a job on top of 10 hour days in 100 degree weather is just too much...

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

Where do you see yourself in 5 years? layoff-stare

Either fighting in the revolution or dying in the water wars.

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

i applied to about a thousand jobs over the course of 2 years but i gave up, it was ruining my mental health

no one wants to hire someone who needs disability accommodations

[–] DexterRSX@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is real, the moment I say I have Autism, I'm not getting hired and it fucking sucks.

Been volunteering in Community Radio for a while now, it doesn't pay but it's at least shit to tide me over, but atp I doubt I'll ever have a job that isn't volunteering, thank god for parents and the albeit small Canadian Social Safety Net.

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

basically same for me, im trying to get on disability aid and just volunteer places

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm honestly surprised more people aren't going postal at workplaces. There's a lot of wannabe Charlie Kirks that love to make people jump through hoops for $12/hr

[–] T34_69@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Guns and ammo are pricey these days, much like everything else

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Capitalism solving the mass shooter problem by making people too poor to afford guns

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the guns are easily affordable, its the ammo that'll kill ya

[–] Orcocracy@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Oh just like razors and inkjet printers and phone contracts and smart TVs and fucking everything else in this scam zone we all live in

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Do they have Temu guns? Pew pew for the penny pinchers?

[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

If they say "We'll let you know by Friday" then you didn't get the job

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I spent 2 years looking for a tech job, with 10 years experience in the roles I was shooting for. Its fucking ROUGH out there. Luckily I started working for a nonprofit via Americorps right now, but if there's any people who want to apply to software companies, hit me up and I can share some sites that aren't on the beaten path that got me some interviews.

It fucking sucks, and im underemployed now but im in the "at least its something" camp, plus its good work so hopefully this next year let's me career pivot into homelessness work

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

same.. im about 1 year in and though i've had a few interviews, they've all been real WTF moments.. 4 years ago all i had to do was think about looking for a job and i'd have 3 offers lined up.. now i get the first interview, the guy can't find my resume, doesn't listen to a word I say, doesn't know anything about the job he's interviewing me for, and then i get the rejection afterward. this is the craziest shit

[–] stink@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is hiring.cafe one of those sites?

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

No, I was thinking more Idealist and whatever Angels List (the job board for tech startups) rebranded to

[–] Anxious_Anarchist@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

My contract ended early where I was working and I've been applying to things nonstop for the last two months, not a single place has responded to me.

[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

I couldnt even land a job DRIVING A FUCKING TRUCK.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

I'm not yet looking for a job, but I'm not looking forward to getting into it side-eye-1

[–] 666@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If I end up losing this job because of bullshit I'll just start selling shit again lmao

[–] stink@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Told myself if i lose this job im just gonna teach

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

I spent almost 2 years looking, then I lucked out and found out that my old job from about 20 years ago was open again. My old boss was even still there. I'd probably still be looking otherwise.

[–] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago

Why don't they just ask chatGPT since it seems to be ingrained into every single other part of the hiring process now?

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

i don't put any gaps.. i just extend the date of my last job to the start of my next one. No one knows, no one cares.

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

the gap keeps growing and the employers keep leaving kitty-cri-potato

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

https://econu.substack.com/p/the-job-applicant-who-was-ghosted?r=64j4w3&triedRedirect=true

a clay tablet from the state archives of Assyria, dating from some time between 911 and 609 BC.

The surviving contents of the tablet read:

To the deputy (governor), my lord: your servant Aššur-reṣiwa. Good health to my lord!

Why is my lord silent (while) I wag my tail and run about like a dog? I have sent three letters to my lord. Why does my lord not consent to send an answer to (my) letter? Let my lord return me to my office. As much as I served your father, so let me now serve you!

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Yep, I'm trying to get out of my particular retail hell, this place fucking sucks, I'm so chained to the register all closing shift I can't even go pee or drink water, fucking full on labor violations but no one gaf few coworkers tried reporting and no luck, and I already have shitty kidneys. I have such bad luck I can't even catch another equally shitty job for an interview to scare people off. It doesn't help I live in a pornographically poor rural Gummo hellhole, so all that's available are retail hell jobs and hellish medical. Online jobs scarce af, and I'm so thoroughly burnt out at my in person job I've fucked up on my online job I'm on my last warning for performance, my health has also taken a huge hit, talk about a ridiculous catch22.

Right now I'm really eyeing some hell medical jobs that offer paid training since its a way out, but I'll probably get ghosted after the interview, if I even make it that far.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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