we are all charlie kirk now
god willing you will be
this post was submitted on 14 Sep 2025
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do lots of public appearances to show how brave you are Alex!
Yeah, you don't need security, you're big and strong
You take a metric ton of BrainForce+, you're smart and handsome, don't need bulletproof material
And you live in Texas, how can you say people can't bring guns to see you?
psionically deflecting the next buwullet with my massive rippling brain
isn't that what he says he is gonna do in that vid
Hogg posting is getting stronger.
Maybe this us our opportunity to push the funny lie that Charlie didn't actually die and this is actually all a false flag with paid crisis actors. Charlie is actually in Argentina or something
I bet Charlie thought he could've had his Fight Fight Fight moment like Trump but cheaped out on the gun for hire and he missed his ear and hit his neck
My boss literally believes this
That's actually really funny. Anything else that's funny that he believes?
Brother, this man hasn’t found a conspiracy theory he doesn’t believe
Chem trails, cloud seeding, body doubles, anti-medication (except when he actually understands how the medication is beneficial), poisoned food supply, moon landing, and my personal favorite, “lesbians have more domestic violence than straight couples”
He’s the general manager of a Chain Pizza Restaurant and I had to explain to him 2 days ago what gluten is, how it’s made, what it does, that most people can digest it perfectly well, and that it’s not added to food to poison people.
This summer was way rainier here than usual and I had to explain the mechanics of climate change and plant transpiration and why the hotter temperatures plus our location means lots of rain
Honestly he’s one of the most understandable conspiracy theorists I’ve met, like he came by it honestly. It seems like he understands the world as being deterministic and that events have causes you can interpret into a holistic view. (This is what makes him a better manager than the people above him - a materialist understanding of the situation our store is in and what is needed for it to function)
But he’s a high school drop out former heroin addict who spent several years homeless and several more in prison. He doesn’t have the education and knowledge to actually form the things he sees into a comprehensive world view. So he ties it together with whatever conspiracy theories he’s been exposed to or comes up with them himself to fill the gaps.
“It’s raining way more this summer than usual, and I keep seeing weird clouds coming out of the forest. They must be making it rain!” Obviously that’s insane but you need some information to know why. First you need to know that climate change is happening and means this summer was hotter. You need to know that hotter air holds more water. You also need to know that the way trees bring water up to their leaves is by evaporating more water out of them (transpiration), and that this process is less efficient when it’s hot outside. Hotter temps mean the trees are dumping more water into the air (the strange clouds rising out of the forest), which all has to come down.
This is why we need mandatory continued adult education. Everyone should be taking one college class either per year or per semester forever. This should be a normal, expected part of adult life. This man needs an environmental science class and a couple intro bio classes.
That's a great idea actually. They should lower work hours so more people can be employed and give everyone free adult college classes.
I genuinely think it would alleviate a lot of societal problems. Gets people out and into a social situation that isn’t work. Updates information for people who’re still running on what they learned in Bio 101 in 1970.
There’s a lot of stuff that we as a society have learned and a lot of people stopped updating their knowledge when they left high school
I mean, Argentina is all the rage with right wing public figures looking to disappear...
I have gained little bit of respect for David Hogg, even though he's a gun control lib.
I wonder if being personally ratfucked by the Dems had radicalized him further left? We may yet experience Chairman Hogg in our lifetime.
Political power grows out the [USER WAS HOGGED FOR THIS POST]
"Political power grows out the ballot box" - Chairman Meow
Someone's gotta impose that text over a pic of a cat sitting in a ballot box.
He looks so goofy bald
He looks like stone cold Steve Austin died and bloated up in a river for a week
I actually thought he was looking much better than usual.
Man preparing to eat neighbors is beside himself to learn that his neighbors also have knives
Oh, will you?
Punished Hogg
Hes morphed into a thumb cop
the inevitable telos of divorced right wing dads
it's been a little surreal yet totally expected watching all the reactionary scumbags become the same cancel culture liberals they claim to be against
Right Wing Grifter/Propagandaist : "We're all Charlie Kirk now..."
We are all Tyler Robinson
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