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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

I'd say it's a little more than implied.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is the Y also supposed to be used? Or is this a Hillary Swank merch store?

Simply Swanky is a believable spa name, I buy it

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Why would you call it Ssimply wank? /s

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ssimply wank Ssalon & Sspa

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Instructions unclear. Please send bail money.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Simp wankly

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

Simply Wank

or

imply Swank

[–] stenAanden@feddit.dk 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No way swanky isn’t a dirty word too

[–] frog@feddit.uk 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I found it if anyone is interested:

Google Maps Link

Apple Maps Link

Yelp Link

Website Link

It is Simply Swank Salon & Spa.

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That makes it even worse, because the S is intended to be shared, but not the Y. Just all around bad design.

[–] J92@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I agree, simply swanky is a far better name.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I haven't looked it up, but having spent a lot of time in Northeast Georgia, I'm guessing the odds are pretty high that the stress on that town name is on the first syllable.

This seems like the setup for a Beavis & Butthead episode.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

I'm at an age where there's nothing simple about it, so I'm going to pass on this today, thank you.

[–] Una@europe.pub 6 points 1 day ago

meow meow :3

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

SSSSSS
IMPLYs
WANKs
ALONs & PAs
they're a snake store. they sell wigs for snakes. someone send me their website for this wig store for snakes.

[–] LoonyLenny@lemdro.id 4 points 1 day ago

I though that was a g 😆