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...anyways, whatcha having for dinner tonight?

i see now why they married each other. in sickness and in grift...

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[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 75 points 1 month ago (2 children)

She didn't take his name? Sounds pretty woke thinking-about-it

[–] zipper@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago

rules for thee...

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[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 66 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A comment:

"We're now judging how people mourn?!"

Kirk was literally judging Mamdani on how he eats; this would've been up his alley

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 46 points 1 month ago

"We're now judging how people mourn?!"

If they post it on social media for clout? Fuck yeah we are

[–] zipper@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago

also: girl, nobody would've judged her if she didn't post this shit to the world wide web, dafuq? egg-dog

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 58 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Yeah when my mom passed I was doing a live stream for my Instagram, like and subscribe!

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

charlie kirk face reveal at 100k subs

[–] zipper@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

make sure it's from the neck up...

[–] zipper@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i know we're all joking around here but i'm sorry that your mom passed. may she rest in peace.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It's pretty normal I'm my area for people to take photos/videos of deceased loved ones. It's a last memory and often shared with those who can't get to the funeral.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Really? I've never been to one where people did that thonk

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have and I think it's really, really weird. But that's kind of an arbitrary thing, how you deal with the remains of a loved one is obviously a pretty socially defined thing.

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[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm obviously not going to bother watching it. As far as I'm concerned the same can happen to her. Peas in a pod.

Let it never be said the fascists are one to let a good crisis go to waste.

[–] zipper@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

my only note from that video is that kirk's skin is this weird jaundice color that makes him look like a wax statue. everything else is forgettable.

[–] MarxusMaximus@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm 99% sure that's makeup. His body would be pale with bruises where blood was pooling. She very possibly asked the mortician for Trump orange.

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[–] Rom@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (17 children)

Your fascist shithead of a husband is dead!

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[–] JohnBrownsBawdy@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh man I wonder if the idf has offered to send its ball draining squad so she can have even more lil Charlies. Really hope so, him getting a postmortem handjob after having his voice box shot out seems like the perfect final indignity.

[–] zipper@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

english is a beautiful language

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

Its less a handy and more a cattle prod in the ass

[–] MaghrebiLenin@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Guys how long should I respectfully wait before sliding into her DMs? I was gonna give it another week but maybe that's too much.

[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Those kids need a new daddy, there's no time to waste

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[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

Damn, we got users here trained in the art of Belden

[–] zipper@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

i'm sure she'll be okay by monday owl-wink

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[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

3 month media tour. Remarried within the year and doing a podcast about it. Remind me New Years '27.

[–] zipper@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

i would remind you but i'm sure we'll all forget about kirk once the shooter gets popped

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[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She's gotta do that pity grift hard, that and there's a huge issue with death-morality and how its not really addressed nor handled well in our society, less so by fascists, but so it goes when you live by almost pure metaphysical idealism and then reality comes by and claps all cheeks.

[–] zipper@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (7 children)

most fashies are religious of some sort, so i bet she'll soothe herself with the idea of her husband going to the big man above for all his contributions to this world, which is where i find most issue with religion and its hard-on for objective morality. no way in hell am i gonna go on a tangent on the issues of christian heaven in a thread about a widow groping her hubby's corpse on camera but men like kirk and their followers are the reason i am not religious nor believe in an afterlife.

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[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

What about this weird as shit quote of her talking to her daughter about Charlie Kirk’s death

‘Daddy loves you so much baby he’s on a work trip with Jesus so he can afford your blueberry budget.’

What does that even mean? Blueberry budget? Is that just like money for blueberries or something? She’s a fascist but I am sympathetic to the difficulties of talking to toddlers about death, and goddamn I straight up can’t imagine a worse way to broach her daughter’s dad’s death than this.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Smdh too many damn blueberries

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[–] zipper@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i have no idea if anyone can say anything worse than that about their husband's death WHAT was she smoking?? and why did she make that public???

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Tbh she herself is probably completely unable to deal with her husband’s death and she’s just passing that inability on to her daughters now.

[–] redchert@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 1 month ago

Fash politics leave little room for dealing with trauma.

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[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

I was waiting to hear his wife's lamentations, I had heard good things about it.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Whatever your thoughts.... I don't think anyone deserves in embalmed in cheeto-man color.

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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can we get our emoji experts to give the still of her at the casket the Megan McCain treatment?

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

SLAMMER we call out to you inshallah

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

there's someone out there for every wealthy, morally bankrupt opportunist.

#AmericanRomance

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[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Someone in the comments talking about how she should have done the lower button on the blazer up, it would be so annoying in the afterlife

fascists are incapable of dressing themselves apparently, don't button a blazer all the way

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[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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