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[–] db2@lemmy.world 36 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's not very Kash money of whoever did that shit.

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

Shit was so Kash

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (2 children)

"I will shit your pants"

-a threat

[–] krunklom@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago

Not if I shit yours first, you won't.

I will shit your pants, and your children's pants, and your children's children's pants. for three months.

[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Fucking soulless eyes, man.

[–] bent@feddit.dk 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Looks like he's either terrified or on coke/amf, probably a little bit of both tbh. Can't blame him, anyone so wildly under qualified for his position should be terrified. And in his position he must have access to the white house medical cabinet.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Oh they choose a brown man for the position for a reason. He can't be so stupid not to see that.

He's going to be blamed for so much. He's going to also be responsible for quite a lot of it as he tries to keep the trump admin happy.

Dear Patel, Bro, they don't respect you. You are there to be sacrificed.

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 days ago

I always felt like his blank stare was a "Oh fuck, oh god, I have no fucking idea what I'm doing, how did I let it get this far, oh fuck, be cool, they don't know, oh shit, I'm so completely out of my depth, oh fuck me man, they're going to find out, every second its getting worse but I can't back out now, oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck..." stare

oh gods those are eyes

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 days ago

this clown with dull, tiny eyes, the eyes of a crudely painted doll...

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 15 points 5 days ago

I pissed and I shid and I farded

The soul of America cries out for Juice 🧃✊

[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Why is his face going two different directions?

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)

It's called Atchaforya. One eye's lookin' at cha, the other one's lookin' for ya.

[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

The nose is in on it too.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago

Cross-eyed is when one, or both, eyes are looking at the nose, Wall-eyed is when one or both eyes are looking at different walls.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 days ago
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Fun fact. Kash means 'If only' in Hindi.

Can't figure out if Manchurian candidate or if dude has been ripping lines of coke on the top floor of the J Edgar Hoivwr building.