Thought the feds got us
this post was submitted on 12 Sep 2025
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why would they need to take down the site when at least 3 of the admins post out of Langley
at least one of them lives in the north pole down the street from Santa's workshop.
omg i hope they tell them i'm hoping for the Nintendo Switch 2 for christmas!!
They told me that because the Americans have a tendency to shoot anything that comes within a nautical mile of their front doors, in Santa's own words "y'all are on your own this year. Duces. 
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Yeah its kinda sad that this seems like a legit option at some point
Do the admins have a way to communicate with users if something like this happens? Is there a mastodon where one day we'll get a "fed raid lmao" post?
The hexbear embassy comm in lemmygrag and i think the twitter account too
There's a Mastodon account too but they never post these days. Not sure which admins control it @hexbear@toots.matapacos.dog
Toots.matapacos is down for now, the admin of it told me i think they wanted to change servers
It's back for now, but yeah it was down when it would have mattered lol. Still some bumps to iron out but I think I can make it work without a hasty migration.
Assuming they don't hit lemmy as a whole at once there will probably be at least a pinned post on lemmy.ml explaining/pondering what the hell just happened.
Yeah, I really think there needs to be a sticky to explain the hexageddon protocol to users
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Same ,was scared
Same got scared, was wondering how tf that could happen.
I was just mashing the refresh button on repeat and crying. Isn't that what everyone does?
Same
Same. And got the weirdest notification from trying to hit the upbear button.
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I was at disco with girl when phone ring
hexbear is ded
no
I was at modchat talking Fire emblem 3 houses discourse when matrix ring
"Hexbear is kil"
no
While the posters go without, the Politburo sits in its high castle talking about video games. Smh
I was still on hexbear, browsing the 50 different tabs I had opened earlier.
playing a video game where I was shooting at wehrmacht nazi troops
the house unamerican activities committee would like to know your position
Call of ~~Duty~~ Anticommunism
g@ming
I was shidding my doo doo ass, and had nothing to scroll on the toilet! 
I touched grass, it was scary and I'm never doing it again 
parkour
hexbear kil
joek>?
not ok
at lunch, wishing I could browse hexbear
Woke up, could barely get out of bed. Checking bearsite is an important part of my morning routine
Crooning
Hexbear was kill?
I was practicing the blade aka chopping down weeds with my machete
I was at ur moms house
(shes a nice lady)
Eating lunch
I was seeing stav live
who was driving
I was enjoying a free lunch from the place I just delivered beans to for work
Then on my way back I saw a small group of less than 5 chuds with signs about the dead nazi so I did a bit of drive by posting IRL
I shouted "He got what he fucking deserved!" and laughed as loud as I could driving away
hexbear needs a discord server
How could you possibly come to this conclusion after reading their privacy policy that allows them to retain anything typed into their client in perpetuity?
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more matrix rooms would be cool. I think the traa one is good sized?
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