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Jerry Seinfeld is a putz.
At this point, he's an out of touch billionaire. He's been so rich for so long he's completely out of touch with reality. I remember thinking this when I heard his recent interview with Matt Farah on the Smoking Tire and he went on a tangent about transcendental meditation.
Transcendental meditation has been a rich people/Hollywood woo-woo thing for decades. I'd put it in the harmless but off beat practices like hot yoga and juice cleansing.
I don't disagree with you. He owns a shitton of cars, dated a 17yo when he was 39yo, and has the privilege to frequently shrug at real life issues and pretend to be a passive human being while hiding away in his wealth and luxury.
Free Palestine probably frowns upon his love of problematically young women.
Remind me again how many extrajudicial lynchings the Free Palestine movement has performed vs the KKK.
Just don't ask him to compare the cound of extrajudicial murders on both sides.... He might have to face an uncomfortable truth (assuming he doesn't weasel out of them being extrajudicial murders by describing them in ways that amount to war crimes)
The Free Palestine Movement Seinfield's referring to is the one with mostly Western students protesting on college campuses, not the Free Palestine Movement located in Lebanon that was involved with armed conflict with Syria too. We have proof of this:
Here's a quote from this article:
“By saying 'Free Palestine,' you’re not admitting what you really think. So it’s actually — compared to the Ku Klux Klan, I’m actually thinking the Klan is actually a little better here, because they can come right out and say, ‘We don’t like Blacks, we don’t like Jews.’ Okay, that’s honest,'" the Chronicle reported Seinfeld said.
The KKK has killed literally thousands of people (mostly black, but some Jews, and whites) source
But apparently according to Jerry here, the KKK gets a pass because "that's honest".
Fuck off, Jerry.
Well, every hamas child they feed and eveey zionist they make uncomfortable ny showing it pictures if its actions is so much worse than a murder
So, you know.
So what's the deal with all the dead children
Laughtrack
The laughtrack is almost more offensive than the whole supporting mass murder thing.
I liked Seinfeld the show, but Jerry was never really who made it funny. His only party trick was sarcastic observations. Guess what, been doing the same all my life, even got beat up over it in middle school. More than once.
George being neurotic, Kramer being Kramer and Elaine getting into trouble at her jobs was funny.
George was by far the funniest of the four main characters ... and he was basically just playing Larry David.
“What’s wrong with the kkk?”
This guy probably
Damnit, I'm not ready to not like him.
Oh well, fuck Jerry.
KKK calls for ethnic cleansing, free Palestine calls for human rights.
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......... How?
I can't understand how someone could say anything like this.
He's in love with the Israeli state, and fuck the people. He's garbage.
How would this make sense to anyone? Free Palestine doesn't hurt anyone, what's even the logic here? The KKK definitely hurt people.
He thinks that the Free Palestine movement is antisemitic, and that they’re lying when they claim that they aren’t, whereas the KKK are openly antisemitic, and I guess he values the “honesty”?
(He seems to think Israel = the Jewish People.)
The KKK is less threatening to his interests in his opinion.
Fuck Seinfeld. Boy you ain't been relevant since you made a movie about a woman that wanted to fuck a bee
You gotta separate the art from the author. Where else am I gonna get my bee-centric soft porn?
How are all these fucking idiots still confused that disliking the Israeli government has fuck all to do with disliking Jews? Do they know this, and just choose to make it about something more?
It's really mind boggling that people won't separate citizens v. gov't.
I hate Trump & the 80 million MAGA nuts in the USA. That leaves about 260,000,000 folks that I might like. Except that lousy prick in the white Ford 150 that squeezed into line of traffic from an illegal lane this morning 😉
Zionists are actually antisemitic. Calling people who criticize Israel for its genocide and apartheid antisemitic implies that it's a jewish thing to commit genocide and apartheid, which is incredibly hateful.
Also this isn't just about the israeli goverment. The protests you see are about the hostages, not about the inhumanity. Protests for solidarity with palestine are banned. There are recent polls that showed ~75% of israelis think "there are no innocent palestinians". The beaches and restaurants are buzzing over there. It's really not that hard to see from just about any angle, how most israelis don't give a shit at all.
It's because people are told by the Israeli government and others with a stake in it that they're the same and it's done under threat, be it physical like jail, emotional abuse, or just the threat of cancelation. The last one is less of a thing lately but for a lot of years it was real. The non-political American maga dipshits doing it is because they're dipshits though.
There are some pretty brave students in Israel speaking up loudly in spite of the threats, love them for that.
Every single Zionist excuse falls apart as soon as you apply it to Zionists.
An example: Zionists are a little worse than the KKK because at least the KKK are honest about their Islamophobia.
This trick really does work on all their talking points.
Dude hasn't been relevant since the 90s. Who cares what he thinks.
Wasn’t ever remotely funny, even in the 90s. It was obviously Larry David.
Which is why he started Curb — as a spite show.
Go back to grooming underage girls you Zionist filth
Or... you know... don't do that either...
Washed up hack and always was. He couldn't even sell out a 7k venue in my city a year or two back.
Fucking Peppa pig sold out the same venue, for multiple shows
Fuckwit
Wasn’t he put in prison back in ‘98 for being convicted of being a piece of shit?
Larry David, if you're listening, please don't be a bigot FFS!
[Insert name here] says Michael Richards is 'actually a little better' than Jerry Seinfeld
Didn't think his show was funny then. Didn't bother watching his Netflix show. And he's still not funny now.
Brain rot from spending too much time around the Israeli Jewish elite in NYC. Extreme terrorists will warp the perspective of anyone who falls into their purview.