Rings true to me. My wife never vacuums and is past menopause.
this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2025
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This has to be satire.
There's no way that last sentence especially isn't satire
I thought so too until I went to the website and I still couldn't tell :/
There’s lots of really fucking stupid people out there so who knows.
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That doesn't sound right but I don't know anything about women to dispute it.
Lol who wrote this, Ben Shapiro?
It's typo progressive for him. He's the "your wife shouldn't get wet" type.
Edit: autocorrect fail in the worst/best way there
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Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?
My dear, your claoca looks especially receptive this fine evening.
Why, thank you, I've just been to the remora. And might I say what a stable dorsal fin you have.
Madam, my compliments to your ovaries 🎩💪🏼🥚🙇
I feel sorry for any guy dumb enough to try this. Also my friends mom when i was 13 vacuumed every day and rearranged all furniture and vacuumed behind everything once a week.
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Yes, please do that. So we are immediately aware that we should get away as fast as possible.
The sad thing is that some people will take this advice.
What's sad about learning something new and getting laid?
Please fertilise my egg, I just vacuumed.
Certainly, m'lady!
I sincerely hope you're /s ing.
Lol. I hoped that would be obvious.
Hi. Welcome to the Internet.
Have a look around 🎶
Kids these days don’t remember the internet before /s, where you had to use context to tell of someone was being sarcastic or not.
And some woman will have a good laugh and a narrow escape
This is for betas. It says so in the upper right corner.
"No, stop, where are you going? I have it on very good authority that you enjoy this!"
if i fill her in will she respectfully become my gf ?
No, for that you have to fill her up.
Fill her up with love 🥺👉👈
My wife always, always wanted pasta right before her period. It was always a good warning flag for her/us. So, this thread is a bit believable, …for me.
hang on, I feel there could be false positives there. Did she ever want pasta when she wasn't on her period?
I pretty much always want pasta... Maybe I'm always experiencing menses.
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This must be why the site is still in Beta
I'm surprised they fought the urge to stay alpha forever