Not sure if AI or just incredibly stupid.
this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2025
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Why not both?
In the unlikely event that she reacts poorly she might be on her period. You should ask her to make sure though.
Damn I guess I’ve never ovulated in my life
TIL I ovulate every Sunday 😂😅
Every day here and I don't even have ovaries!
Oh yeah. Zero chance of back fire. Zero. Had sex all my life - once with a women. Trust me.
once with a women. Trust me.
Stop bragging
We all know that won't work. Try this instead.
I tried this with my fiance with a dairy allergy and now I'm single again.
Bitches love cheddar
Yeah but this one unironically works for a lot of women.
Works for a lot of men too. I mean not me. I prefer mozzarella.
Fascinating
"Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are."
The cheese is under my foreskin
Yes, that one there officer. He tried to put a Kraft Single in my bra.
To be fair, cheese works on most people, whether or not they're ovulating.
Fun fact, the digestion of milk/cheese creates casomorphins from caesin, one of the most prominent peptides in milk. Casomorphins can activate opioid receptors. Giving a woman a slice of cheese might work in your benefit if she eats the cheese.
I read that as "a slice of milk" and like. Technically yeah it's not wrong
Idk, this piece of advice legitimately works on my wife.
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Written by Coolguy Sexhaver.
No relation.
That sounds like Strong Bad's alter ego.
The Cheat is vacuuming.
The Cheat is ovulating.
Rings true to me. My wife never vacuums and is past menopause.
I feel sorry for any guy dumb enough to try this. Also my friends mom when i was 13 vacuumed every day and rearranged all furniture and vacuumed behind everything once a week.
Wow what a cycle that must have sucked
That doesn't sound right but I don't know anything about women to dispute it.
This has to be satire.
I am once again asking lemmy users to check what community they're in before commenting
I understand the user is using this as a shitpost but that doesn’t mean the original content was for sure satire. It could also just be written by an idiot. Shitposts and idiot generated content are not mutually exclusive.
There's no way that last sentence especially isn't satire
I thought so too until I went to the website and I still couldn't tell :/
There’s lots of really fucking stupid people out there so who knows.
Lol who wrote this, Ben Shapiro?
It's typo progressive for him. He's the "your wife shouldn't get wet" type.
Edit: autocorrect fail in the worst/best way there
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