this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2025
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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago
[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 108 points 7 hours ago (2 children)
[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 13 points 4 hours ago

I fucking love this picture

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 29 points 7 hours ago

This image makes me so happy lol

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 4 hours ago

I am pretty sure being aroused isn't a sin.

Now if he was jizzing his pants...

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 16 points 6 hours ago
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 30 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

It'd be like that passage from Ezekiel 23:

14 But she carried her whoring further. She saw men portrayed on the wall, the images of the Chaldeans portrayed in vermilion,

15 wearing belts on their waists, with flowing turbans on their heads, all of them having the appearance of officers, a likeness of Babylonians whose native land was Chaldea.

16 When she saw them, she lusted after them and sent messengers to them in Chaldea.

17 And the Babylonians came to her into the bed of love, and they defiled her with their whoring lust. And after she was defiled by them, she turned from them in disgust.

18 When she carried on her whoring so openly and flaunted her nakedness, I turned in disgust from her, as I had turned in disgust from her sister.

19 Yet she increased her whoring, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt

20 and lusted after her lovers there, whose members (editor's note: penises/cocks/schlongs) were like those of donkeys, and whose issue (editor's note: semen/ejaculate) was like that of horses.

21 Thus you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when the Egyptians handled your bosom and pressed your young breasts.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 15 points 6 hours ago
[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Ezekiel?! That name fuckin' sucks!

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Fuck you, Tony!

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I see no sign of renunciation.

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 22 points 7 hours ago
[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 18 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Only real ones searched rule 34 xenomorph after seeing this.

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 19 points 7 hours ago

Do you mean you haven't checked before this?

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 7 hours ago

Right...

After...

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[–] snooggums@piefed.world 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Why search again, is there new stuff?

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

I posted last night, the good futa shit

[–] omniman@anarchist.nexus 6 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 16 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

If something exists then there is porn of it on the internet.

Yes, even that thing.

[–] omniman@anarchist.nexus 9 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

soo i just have to type rule 34 in front of what i want and i will get it ? are there other rules ?

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 6 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

Safe search needs to be off and it is strongly recommended not to have anyone else in the room.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

it doesn't appear on duckduckgo for me, I have to manually type in the address

... hypothetically speaking, I wouldn't know ...

[–] derry@midwest.social 2 points 6 hours ago

And have an eye bleach picture ready

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 hours ago

Why would there be other rules?

[–] derry@midwest.social 7 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Don't look up Scooby doo Edit: both a warning and a reminder

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Velma wearing baggy sweaters censorship!

[–] derry@midwest.social 5 points 6 hours ago

Oh sweet summer child, once you know there's no going back. You sure you want to know?

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 5 points 7 hours ago

Oh no, I know what it means