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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Titties are cool

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

this aired in 2002

so it's not like media hasn't been both calling out, taking advantage of, and making fun of male gaze

[–] bunchberry@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

it's hard for us male gays, always being made fun of 😔

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

Some Femboys have tits, is it gay to like femboy tits? I mayhaps found a loophole for you lot.

[–] ileftreddit@piefed.social 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I won’t ever like just stare, that’s creepy, but tbh it’s literally part of the species biological imperative to notice each others bodies.

[–] Tonava@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'm asexual yet I still look at people's tits and asses. I don't feel any attraction, I'm not really aesthetically pleased by seeing them nor will I get aroused, but you are socially conditioned to check others or it is very much biological (or both).

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago

"boobs. noted."

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 183 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I feel a little bad for it, but like Im also looking at billboards, shop windows, my own reflection in cars, cats running across the road, cool looking bikes going past, odd shaped dog turds, the writing on the back of the guys shirt in front of me.

I dont have the mental fortitude to keep my eyes locked at exactly 12 o clock all the time I'm existing.

I kinda resent being made to feel bad for it.

[–] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 105 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Look, people showing cleavage are aware it's going to draw attention. In the same way women know if they put words on their tits you're going to read them. There's a difference between noticing something and staring right at it

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 19 points 1 day ago

I can only read braile.

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[–] Ebber@lemmings.world 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

A couple of days ago I saw a woman with a fishnet shirt with a bright yellow piece covering the chest, saying "Caution!"

I think it's genius

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

I had a dream I went to a thrift store and saw a miniskirt made out of that reflective fabric used for construction sites.
I was so pissed when I woke up

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 85 points 1 day ago

Don't feel bad about it. Just don't sit there slack-jawed and staring. Anyone who tries to make you feel bad about it is just too chronically online for their own good.

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If I was less lazy I'd make an opposite picture where the cleavage is blasting men's eyes with a laser.

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[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 83 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] python@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nothing wrong with a polite glance, just don't make it awkward

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes. I work in a place that has dozens of gorgeous women come in every day. It's incredibly easy to not harass, stare, or generally be a creep. But there's nothing wrong with having a glance at someone who looks amazing.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

If Power Girl didn't want people to stare at her cleavage, maybe reconsider the outfit

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 61 points 2 days ago (10 children)

I mean as a gay man I'm constantly checking out like 5 different areas of men constantly. Sorry I'm horny? I'm not making it obvious or them uncomfortable.

[–] sk1nnym1ke@piefed.social 34 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What 5 areas do you check?

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ass, crotch, thighs, chest and arms. Eyes are a bonus. Pretty much everything about men just revs my engine.

This guy knows how to like men

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Ass, dick, chest, shoulders, forearms?

Just a guess I'm a straight dude I have no fucking clue

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[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 40 points 1 day ago (10 children)

If guys had half their dicks out, people would state too.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Imagine dudes walking around with a little cut out in their pants for the nut sack.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

only 1 ball is allowed to show. 1.5 if you're going to the club

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (4 children)

We should create a new fashion where men wear underwear that shows ball cleavage

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Like truck nuts, but for people!

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

I don't know how to feel about this sentiment

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[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (5 children)

So I hate women because I'm attracted to women?

[–] Linearity@infosec.pub 43 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I think the joke is about staring at them, not shooting them with a deadly laser

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 1 points 1 day ago

Uff, that could've gone wrong.

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[–] badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I won't apologize for my gender.

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[–] Liljekonvalj@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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