THIS IS NOT A DRILL
this post was submitted on 06 Sep 2025
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Last Christmas by Wham! doesn't get the hate it deserves either.
My friends and I participate in Whammageddon every years. Last man standing who survives the season the longest without hearing that song wins bragging rights.
I really like that song
Stop. It's spooky season first.
Are we shortening Turkey season again?
European Union does not acknowledge the Turkey.
My friend from Turkey is sad about that.
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I'm so glad I don't work retail anymore. Ruined all music for me. I've heard every Christmas song at least a thousand times and I can't listen to All Star by Smash Mouth Anymore.
If it makes you feel any better, I once saw a Smashmouth concert where the lead singer guy got hit in the head by a thrown shoe mid-set and got very pissy about it. It was a total lucky shot.
When I worked retail, I would spend extra time in the HVAC aisle across from the TVs so that I could listen to the Foreigner concert that was always on
fuck the Christmas music tho. I don't think we played it much thankfully
Hey, now...
hey now
~some-~
body
She’s entered the warm liquid goo thawing phase
Dude, Spirit Halloween started opening locations out here mid August. I'm surprised Mariah isn't already screeching from the PA systems of every store.
I spotted snowman Peeps on the bottom shelf if the seasonal isle at Walgreens.
damn global warming has made this process start earlier every year
At this point idk if I should laugh or cry
Someone ran the audio of All I Want For Christmas through an audio-to-midi converter, and then played that back with only a piano instrument. The results are hilarious:
I wish there was someone in the world who hadn't heard the song before so we could test if hearing the lyrics in that is really just your brain vainly trying to save your sanity.
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Sounds like a drunk pianist on the edge of blacking out while desperately battling between consonance and dissonance.
If I send that to my wife I think I'll have to cook dinner for a month but it'll be worth it
I was in France the other day and a restaurant on the beach started playing it. Not sure they understood English around there. You’d think they’d know the word Christmas though.
They only pretend not to understand English. Because they don’t want to talk to you.
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Ohfuckohfuckohfuck
Stop EVERYTHING and hide NOW.
Thus begins a terrifying 3 month reign of terror before she abruptly returns to hibernation for the next thawing.
Me, holding pumpkins: She best stay frozen until November!
'december
Fuck it, this is the year we win the war on christmas.
Excuse me, but we have not cast the spells to begin awakening Queen Carey as we will not jointly have enough power until the equinox
Fuck off, I hate Christmas.
ebenezer scrooge over here
Yes
bah humbug
That's my line you can't say it.
oh sorry you can say it
Bah humbug
Buddy, my country starts playing Christmas songs in September and my workplace have been playing Christmas songs since July
Wtf, that's sickening; What country? I need to hate it forever.
Nonononononono-
: breath:
NONONONONONONO
everytime i post mariah carey in the music community she gets downvoted :(
She's an exceptionally talented singer, her ability to hit notes higher than anyone else that's ever been recorded is really fucking cool. And she's got some really great songs (Someday, Emotions, Fantasy, Dreamlover, Always Be My Baby). But the fucking christmas song is definitely not one of them!
I'm just going to say it, I kind of like her Christmas song, just hearing it once or twice around Christmas is fine (for me).
I don't listen to radio or watch (cable) TV, so I don't get bombarded with Christmas songs. It's like one of those hipster beers with ingredients like strawberry short cake, in small doses it's fine.
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