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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Last Christmas by Wham! doesn't get the hate it deserves either.

[–] MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

My friends and I participate in Whammageddon every years. Last man standing who survives the season the longest without hearing that song wins bragging rights.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

I really like that song

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 2 points 23 hours ago
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Me, holding pumpkins: She best stay frozen until November!

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago
[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I'm so glad I don't work retail anymore. Ruined all music for me. I've heard every Christmas song at least a thousand times and I can't listen to All Star by Smash Mouth Anymore.

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Hey, now...

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

When I worked retail, I would spend extra time in the HVAC aisle across from the TVs so that I could listen to the Foreigner concert that was always on

fuck the Christmas music tho. I don't think we played it much thankfully

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

If it makes you feel any better, I once saw a Smashmouth concert where the lead singer guy got hit in the head by a thrown shoe mid-set and got very pissy about it. It was a total lucky shot.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Dude, Spirit Halloween started opening locations out here mid August. I'm surprised Mariah isn't already screeching from the PA systems of every store.

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

I spotted snowman Peeps on the bottom shelf if the seasonal isle at Walgreens.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

She’s entered the warm liquid goo thawing phase

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Stop. It's spooky season first.

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
[–] DrWorm@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Someone ran the audio of All I Want For Christmas through an audio-to-midi converter, and then played that back with only a piano instrument. The results are hilarious:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhwfdC9Zqyk

If I send that to my wife I think I'll have to cook dinner for a month but it'll be worth it

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago

Sounds like a drunk pianist on the edge of blacking out while desperately battling between consonance and dissonance.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I wish there was someone in the world who hadn't heard the song before so we could test if hearing the lyrics in that is really just your brain vainly trying to save your sanity.

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[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Nonononononono-

: breath:

NONONONONONONO

Excuse me, but we have not cast the spells to begin awakening Queen Carey as we will not jointly have enough power until the equinox

[–] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

damn global warming has made this process start earlier every year

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[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Thus begins a terrifying 3 month reign of terror before she abruptly returns to hibernation for the next thawing.

[–] twinnie@feddit.uk 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I was in France the other day and a restaurant on the beach started playing it. Not sure they understood English around there. You’d think they’d know the word Christmas though.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 31 points 2 days ago

They only pretend not to understand English. Because they don’t want to talk to you.

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[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Fuck off, I hate Christmas.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ebenezer scrooge over here

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's my line you can't say it.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago
[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Fuck it, this is the year we win the war on christmas.

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Buddy, my country starts playing Christmas songs in September and my workplace have been playing Christmas songs since July

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Wtf, that's sickening; What country? I need to hate it forever.

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