Time to chug n' bug
How Much Vodka Does It Take for a Fruit Fly to Get Shitfaced?
In this paper we will...
this post was submitted on 05 Sep 2025
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A little bit for the fly, a little bit for me.
The obvious follow up study is how different types of fruit flies react to getting shitfaced, and whether they prefer their vodka neat or prefer screwdrivers.
"Followup work will include..."
Why the hell do I have to go get it from behind two locks like 200 ml at a time but the bug people get a 10-liter jug??
Because nobody's watching them. Everyone else feels stupid misidentifying insects so the entomologists get to sit in their cave drinking the good shit while we think they're doing "science".
edit: "There are 946 species of native bees in Colorado" - the kind of lie you'd only make while shitfaced so nobody questions you.
Come join chemists, we get 200 proof stuff and sometimes by the barrel!
Bittering agents 
Good ol 160 proof
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Natural or de-natural?
crazy i see this the same week i email the head of a local etymology dept a video i took of a native bee pollinating a native flower.