The obvious follow up study is how different types of fruit flies react to getting shitfaced, and whether they prefer their vodka neat or prefer screwdrivers.

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

"Followup work will include..."

[–] GeckoChamber@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Why the hell do I have to go get it from behind two locks like 200 ml at a time but the bug people get a 10-liter jug??

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Because nobody's watching them. Everyone else feels stupid misidentifying insects so the entomologists get to sit in their cave drinking the good shit while we think they're doing "science".

edit: "There are 946 species of native bees in Colorado" - the kind of lie you'd only make while shitfaced so nobody questions you.

[–] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 2 months ago

Come join chemists, we get 200 proof stuff and sometimes by the barrel!

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Bittering agents powercry-2

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Good ol 160 proof

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Slurp Juice

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Natural or de-natural?

[–] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 months ago

crazy i see this the same week i email the head of a local etymology dept a video i took of a native bee pollinating a native flower.