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How Much Vodka Does It Take for a Fruit Fly to Get Shitfaced?
In this paper we will...
A little bit for the fly, a little bit for me.
The obvious follow up study is how different types of fruit flies react to getting shitfaced, and whether they prefer their vodka neat or prefer screwdrivers.
"Followup work will include..."