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[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 73 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 3 days ago

Thoughts and prayers with you brother.

oh man my coffee shoppe

[–] threeonefour@piefed.ca 56 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Florida is already the USA's dick, but it has its own smaller dick?

It's probably a fractal dick, like dicks all the way down...

When the Xenomorph ejaculates, a smaller dick emerges from the major dick to get the deed done.

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I heard muthafucka had, like... thirty goddamn dicks.

[–] apex32@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

For a fractal dick to work, it has to be recursive alternating rows and columns, obviously.

Infinite-length water edging.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 19 points 2 days ago

This has to be AI, right?

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That's far too erect for the average Florida Man.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

You're just looking at it upside down

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

50 years ago when people first started building houses there it was more flaccid. Global warming over the years changed it to fully erect

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

They need to cut it off from the main land so they can call it Pen Island.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

Capital city would be Penectomia?

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

excellent idea

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

The asshole must be where Mar-a-Lago is.

[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

If you buy a house there you’re getting dicked

[–] Flyswat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why did they erect houses there anyway ?

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Because of the stiff competition

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 4 points 2 days ago

Come again ?

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

The common man is stored in the balls

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

yes the housing prices decrease the further away you are from the head

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world -1 points 2 days ago

When realtors first started advertising new home construction they miss spell the word "come"

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Florida men unite!

[–] zd9@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Do people think this is real...? When you can use AI to make anything it's not really special anymore, because it's so common.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah but this is real. The homeowners actually have a PR agency to keep any news or mention of it out of the media. It's very exclusive and they want to keep it that way.

[–] zd9@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

No it's not. It may not be AI but it's not a real location. Look at the clouds. Look at the actual shape of it, where the "head" matches a little too closely. Natural shores wouldn't form like that. The tree line is really fake. Look at any one point closer than just a glance and it doesn't really make sense geographically when you think about it.

It's kind of crazy/sad you can't tell.