I cast: testicular torsion!
this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2025
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Just masturbate. You don't have to spam C/shitposting
Wrong, that would be the dental hygienist. Dentists rarely perform standard cleanings as pictured.
Also, if a cleaning is causing serious pain that's partially on you for doing a poor job in your own routine.
“WRONG”. Who tf does that
Well I had a deep cleaning like this recently due to many years of poor hygiene and it was performed by the dentist.
I have to go back in 3 months to see the hygienist.
You also said “rarely” which invalidates your crazy “wrong” Karen sounding ass.
Who says he's cleaning though? It just says he's about to "start on her teeth", this could be an operation or an investigation into a complaint or anything else that a dentist would do.
My dentist does it. I think it is fairly common to be done by a dentist in Germany.
UHM acktually
lmfao
If their hand slips when using the polishing thingy and hit your gums, it can definitely hurt through no fault of your own.
Protip: Never go to Western Dental.
You usually gotta pay extra for that kind of thing
Dentist: Well thankfully I'm a woman in a male dominated profession.
lightly holds the bean with her fingernails...
can any clitoris owning human tell me if that would hurt or be like no big deal?
Should be mostly fine, I'd say. The Glans clitoridis is anatomically analogous to the Glans Penis, so I'd guess it would be around the same sensitivity (could anyone who has both chime in on how they compare?)
There's definitely a lot of individual variability though, some people are hypersensitive and some people don't feel as much or are used to it (as in, you can't really move your clitoris out of the way if your clothing or activity is chafing it, so kinda just ignoring it is the only option sometimes)
Maybe we should ping @Tiresias for that one.
hopefully they stopped cock blocking snakes.
A harder reach but a patient could still grab the outer lips
I do the same thing but at the barber shop while he's cutting my hair
THIS is why I avoid female dentists and barbers. There is nothing to grab hold of
This reminds me, I need to find a new dentist.
The current one seems to be a big fan of Steve Martin in Little Shop of Horrors. I literally have PTSD from my last 2 visits, the pain was so bad. And I seemingly have a very high pain tolerance level, or so I'm told, which ought to tell you something.
King of forwards
Dentistry is a productive Gom Jabbar. 😅
if she hot she can eat my balls , deepfry preferred