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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 152 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Good thing the cat didn't get shot.

[–] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 86 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I guess it was a white cat, idk?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 38 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)
[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 week ago

A pure catian purrer.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Dang that was good. 👍

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Ze cat needs more lebensraum.

[–] TheCynicalSaint@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Most fucking underrated comment on this site, OMG...

[–] guynamedzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Man charged with murder after Houston 'ding dong ditch' shooting https://share.google/IKyimiktwydw5XBqt

[–] guynamedzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jesus fucking christ I hate this stupid ass country

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Gun nuts are a particularly bad breed.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 77 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fun fact: I once saw a cat trying to enter someone's home, standing outside the door and meowing and trying to reach the handle, and I knocked on the door to tell the homeowner that their cat wanted in.

Then the home owner came and told me that they never saw this cat before a day in their lives.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Their cat now, the distribution system deems it so

[–] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My neighbors kept yelling at me to let the cat in. It wasn't my cat.

He's sleeping next to me now.

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

A friend told me "There is no greater love than that between a man and the cat he didn't want."

It's true.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago

2 quests completed simultaneously.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Who the hell spells meowing like that?

[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 67 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Very normal in Romania at least (miau). Not as weird as what we write for dog barks (ham).

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ham? Is it pronounced differently?

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

You can definitely pronounce ham in a way that it kind of sounds like a dog barking if you try hard enough. Right? Or is that just me?

[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

The A is a bit more open than in English, kinda like the A in father, but otherwise no.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 week ago

Other countries spell it differently, it's neat

[–] Aedis@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Most of Latin America writes "miau"

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Huh, we also spell it like that in Germany. Surely this is the same for entirely normal reasons...

[–] Pechente@feddit.org 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, most languages read vowels somewhat similarly. It’s English that differs from the norm and therefore often has „weird“ spellings, especially for onomatopoeia.

See Great Vowel Shift

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah English teachers in my country start the first lesson by telling you that in English you don’t pronounce words exactly as written. Because in Estonian, each letter has exactly one sound. Grammatical context can change the length of the sound, but not really the sound itself.

Also it’s spelled mjäu.

[–] lIlIllIlIIIllIlIlII@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

In Spain too.

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

English spelling is trash, but in fairness, if it's "meow", then "meowing" does seem logical.

Still, utter trash.

Spelling Bees are English telling on itself.

Kind regards, A terrible, but unashamedly so, first-language English speller.

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 week ago

I've seen it spelt both meow and miaow in the UK. My old Little Oxford dictionary (1986 edition) only has the miaow spelling, with mew as the variation. Meow isn't even in it.

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

If you let your cat outside your an inconsiderate awful human being

They destroy local fauna and people's properties

Keep your cat inside

Depends on the cat tbh, ours just lay in the sun and basically never move.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's definitely that bad if you know how bad it is and still do it.

We all know what happens when people feel persecuted for ignorance though, they just make that thing part of their identity. Hell, without even checking I bet there's already a cat owner subculture that glorifies letting cats out in full knowledge of the harm.

...Humans are so fucking annoying, aren't they?

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Eh, it's honestly not as bad as what most people make it out to be. The idea that non-feral cats are blood thirsty extinction machines is largely the product of people not being very good at interpreting scientific studies.

The majority of studies about cats being killing tens of billions of birds a year is based on data extrapolated from a few studies of feral cats or the introduction of cats to islands. Introducing any new species of plant or animal can be devastating to island habitats, so that data shouldn't be utilized when applied to the norm. And the studies of birds being killed on the mainland confirm that the majority of birds are being killed by feral cats, who have a much much greater predatory drive than the normal house cat.

If we take away any understanding from these studies it should be that if we want to save more birds, people should try and domesticate feral cats, or at least feed them to minimize their predation of birds.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm open to nuance here, but isn't there also pretty solid evidence that indoor cats are themselves healthier and safer?

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh for sure, it's definitely better for the cats and the environment to keep them inside. I just don't think perfect should be the enemy of good.

I've just met some people who are militant to the point where they want to euthanize all outdoor cats. When in reality we could make a ton of progress by just feeding strays and getting them spayed and neutered.

I have about half a dozen of the neighborhood ferals that I've gotten spayed and neutered. They won't ever be lovey dovy indoor cats, but they are fed, lazy, and completely uninterested in our bird feeders anymore.

That's a great thing you're doing for them and the local environment. I heartily applaud it.

My aunt is a stray cat fancier, but she does it with the misguided goal of someday winning their love. I think she finds the remoteness of their affection enthralling, and I can't tell if it's toxoplasmosis or emotional immaturity.

I like your approach better. Live and let live, I say.

[–] lapping6596@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Generally live longer too.

cat tax

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Couldn't agree more. Make sure you pickup your dogs shit but it's fine for fluffy to kill all the local wildlife and turn the flowerbox into its litterbox.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are you sure it's not foxes because they donthat too.

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Unfortunately yes it was cats as confirmed by the cameras but TIL about foxes doing it also.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

Very true but I raise you crows and magpies when they see one

[–] Thorry@feddit.org 17 points 1 week ago

We only live in this world to serve our cat overlords.

[–] Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

I'm not sure if I would think that the cat is a genius or if it's possessed 😆

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago