thenextguy

joined 2 years ago
[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

No one logs off.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Dear Liza, Dear Liza…

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Ryan’s got great presentation skills and style. And he does a mean Mr Bean impression.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Harrier

Does it VTOL?

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

His future’s so bright, he had to install shades.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Usually people say “premature optimization is the root of all evil” to say “small optimizations are not worth it”

No, that’s not what people mean. They mean measure first, then optimize. Small optimizations may or may not be worth it. You don’t know until you measure using real data.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Oblate spheroids.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

No one goes to the Louvre, it’s too crowded.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

You can be sanitized?

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Will the donut and muffin ministries follow suit?

 

There's a toilet paper ad where they claim they were voted number one product of the year.

Shouldn't they prefer to be number two?

 
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