thenextguy

"I'd rather be an out of work musician than an out of work pipefitter." -- The Commitments

"When you get to the fork in the road, take it."

The article reads like the Onion spoof on the razor blade wars.

https://theonion.com/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades-1819584036/

Lee Majors or Ryan Gosling?

Pornhub has scientists?

Or 5 NAND pointers.

Or that fighter jets hunted birds.

I'll take *How's it going Mr Peterson?" for $1000.

I never jest. And stop calling me Shirley.

Also can't spell cue.

Kajagoogoo