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[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Jesus was for sure a foot guy.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

And a guy guy. Maybe a bi guy.

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Iirc there is a hypothesis in biblical interpretation that the Hebrew word for "feet" sometimes functions as a euphemism for dick. Though that wouldn't apply to the Greek scriptures.

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

That doesn't stop theologians for claiming "aramaisms" as a convenient excuse for parts of the Bible that are theologically inconvenient. The classic example is the Catholic doctrine of the perpetual virginity of Mary, which is seemingly contradicted by the Gospels' many references to Jesus having brothers. Catholic theologians claim that the term brothers actually refers to cousins because in Aramaic the term for brothers can mean cousins in some contexts even though the Greek term is not ambiguous. This type of mix up doesn't seem to occur outside of the Gospels but that doesn't stop people from claiming it.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)

guess asexuals aren't fully human

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I mean. The Lord said.

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[–] s@piefed.world 75 points 4 days ago (3 children)

No, because all aces are born fully gods.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago
[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It is a very cishet perspective.

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[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 35 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There are no people who don't have sexual desires, obviously

[–] Konstant@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Asexuals: am I a joke to you?

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Strong desires for garlic bread

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So not vampires, but have we ruled out werewolves?

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Guess dragons can also be werewolves?

[–] Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Scary dragon turns into a wolf on the full moon, becoming significantly less of a threat.

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[–] WrittenInRed@piefed.blahaj.zone 54 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I mean based on Mary Magdalene, I'd assume feet.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I would watch a Tarantino bible movie

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

*Rolls big stone away* (rest of script like Kill Bill)

[–] IndolentRoshi@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

I happen to know by divine revelation: he was fully boobs man, fully ass man

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 44 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Or he could be just asexual, that's a thing too.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

boobs....or ass.....

just because you hate to eat pumpkin pie doesn't mean you don't understand what your preference is between with and without whipped cream.

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't even try to eat pumpkin pie. I have no clue how to even compare whipped cream vs no whipped cream.

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I have no clue how to even compare whipped cream vs no whipped cream.

Do you like whipped cream?

[–] lemsip@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sure, but I wouldn't put it on my vegetables.
Can't say if I'd like it on pumpkin pie without trying pumpkin pie.

(I do actually want to try pumpkin pie, but I've never seen one before)

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Where are you from if you don't mind me asking?

Pumpkin Pie is one of those things that you just have to experience to know if you like it. If you do try it I highly recommend it with Whipped Cream. Chances are if you like whipped cream than you will like the combo.

[–] lemsip@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Australia. We don't even sell canned pumpkin here, so I'd have to make one completely from scratch. Not opposed to doing that one day though, just to see what the fuss is about.

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

I've never done that myself, but after looking it up it doesn't seem like it would be extremely difficult, but I've gotten used to making things from scratch though so ymmv.

I don't want to hype it up too much, If I'm being honest the first slice of Pie I will get at thanksgiving is usually a cherry pie, and I'll get Pumpkin if I left room for seconds. That being said it's just not fall/ thanksgiving around here without at least one slice of the stuff. I like it but I imagine the brown sugar, cinnamon, ginger, and nutmeg probably has as much to do with it as the pumpkin itself.

One thing I do know about baking them is that, unlike the ones you buy to make into Jack-O-Lanterns, you want to get a relatively small one- they actually grow varieties of pumpkin specifically for cooking with here, but I doubt that you could get one down there if y'all aren't used to eating them. I think you would be fine just getting the smallest ones you can find. (2 Kilos or less preferably).

I'll make you a deal, if you do it I will do it too, and post pictures of the result :)

If you do, make sure to retain the seeds and toast them. (It's tradition, and they’re known to be a good source of magnesium, fiber, zinc, iron and a whole host of other nutrients and antioxidants.) Note that is the basic bitch recipe and you can do a lot of fun things with them. I like tossing them with Cajun seasoning as an example.

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 2 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I don't think so? But I assume the same for the pie itself. And who knows how it would be together (most people, but not me) - some things are bad by themselves but good with certain things. And if the option is for a smaller piece with whipped cream, that might be less bad than a full sized piece without cream.

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[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

BTW the character under the comment is Joshua Graham aka the Burned Man, if you can't guess based off the name the character is Mormon or Mormon derived at least. But if my understanding of Mormon theology is correct he would be of the opinion that Jesus fucks.

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fucking, when done righteously, is a chore like any other.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

IDK who down voted you but you got a solid snort from me.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

We can't expect God to do all the cooming

[–] hiyato@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

what if he was ace not that asexuals are fully human but what if they are

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

I'm disappointed there's nobody here so far proudly standing and saying, "ASS, YOU FOOLS!" So I'm stepping forward. Boobs are wonderful, but dat aaassss doe.

[–] FridaySteve@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Also an unmarried rabbi of his age at that time was really unusual.

[–] mienshao@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Not mutually exclusive, but okay.

[–] Wutchilli@feddit.org 17 points 4 days ago (7 children)

Men (i mean look at all the Apostel jesus gatherd around him)

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 10 points 4 days ago

That is not mutually exclusive with the question

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[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 1 points 2 days ago

feet. definitely feet.

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 4 days ago
[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Is that the guy from Fallout New Vegas

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[–] ArnaulttheGrim@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Someone hasnt read St Thomas Aquinas...

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