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[–] MSP_SMIMSA@noauthority.social 2 points 3 days ago

@Mickey7

They called it the sabretooth

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago

At least we don't need to show our faces prior to pulling rope

[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Mother of the person who painted this picture. “I told you stop painting that filth! You will go to bed tonight without wooly mammoth burgers!”

Father enters cave high fives son and compliments painting.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Anubis Style

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's like a Mercator projection of sex. Obviously the most important part, and thus the most accurate and to scale, is the crotch/ass area, and then everything sort of stretches out from there. I'm impressed.

[–] Doorbook@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How do you know they didn't have that body shape?

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So did just nobody help that poor woman stuck under the coffee table?

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

She was filming the action

Yoga lessons, chiropractor, Greco Roman wrestling? I mean it could be those things too

[–] Artemis_Mystique@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Probably unrelated but OP's question surfaced this quote in my head

“Saved me?” The Lhazareen woman spat. “Three riders had taken me, not as a man takes a woman but from behind, as a dog takes a b i t c h...

From 'A Game of thrones'

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

The Posterior Fornix can be stimulated during doggy style. (Anterior Fornix in missionary.) They are similar to the g-spot, with some people preferring fornix orgasm to g-spot or clitoral stimulation. You aim above the cervix with the tip of your dick or fingers and stretch that area.

This depends on the anatomy of both partners. It's also a skill that needs to be trained. However, if you can make it work, and the recipient is sensitive to it: fireworks! Like, grunting, moaning, and prayers from a bad porno level of good.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago

This picture represents two very close friends

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was unaware that people 9,000 years ago had such long torsos. Neat.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This poor artist is getting criticism 9000 years later

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

"IT'S MY STYLE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!"

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I think it was because their diet was different. And supposedly this also affected male genitalia

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Rule 34 is the 34th rule made ever in history. Including ancient alien races that were here before humans.

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 3 points 1 week ago

I think it was an example of non-sexual tool use

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Caveman porn

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

Animal style - grrr.

[–] omniman@anarchist.nexus 0 points 1 week ago

we were dogs ?