Ask Lemmy

We can totally play some board games, or if you play an instrument we could jam. House is even fairly clean, I'm ready and waiting.

I'm sick, so we're watcbing Hollow Knight streams.

that's not enough warning time and I didn't get the message, so you'll be entertaining yourself watching the dogs in the window as I ignore the doorbell

I will show you my cat. After, I'll show pics of my cat. I have some boardgames, if we start to play, the cat will come so we pet him.

Boring standard screen-based stuff. I could dig out a board game if you really want, I guess.

Maybe you'll like my dog?

You can play a puzzle game. Lets call it break n enter cause I'm not opening the door.

I mean I might still be jacking off so that'll probably do it

cry at you because I had a dream where I was social and like attached to people and felt like I belonged for once but I was dragged away from them by my family and was really upset but they just turned out to just be dream people. and the whole scenario was made up and I never belonged with anybody

Well, I just made guacamole, so I'll feed you that with nachos and fire up some old movies with old music -- big bands, jitterbugging and stuff like that. In particular, I wanna show you the 1933 short "That's the Spirit" with young band leader Nobel Sissel.

First day back at work after two weeks off, so…. you can walk my dog? He’s pretty bored

GHB and masturbation

I have all kinds of fun things to do, just come and see. We can play dress-up.

A few days later....

It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

No

I got 3 cats of varying degrees of playfulness. Go nuts

I’ll whip you up a pizza. Got dough and sauce in the fridge. What toppings would you like?

I can teach you how to swing a sword

I have Stepmania.

I will hunt you.

You can watch me play Hades if you want.

hope you like leather and plugs.

Open door. Spritz you with honey and throw a handful of glitter to mark you. Then tell you to: "Get lost, no strangers at this party."