Everyone in the country is going to be made to draw JD Vance from memory. If you draw him weird because you only know what he looks like from the memes, they will haul you off to the camps.
this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2025
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is what he actually looks like though
He's already been on 11 vacations since taking office 7 months ago.
lazy bum socialists never working
God forbid theres a terrible tragedy? You lot are the tragedy
Quotations of a scheming Vizier
It would be wild if Trump dies before Biden
This combined with the rumors Trump hasn't been seen for the last couple of days really makes me think something is going on
Nah, he's just getting fitted for his mecha Hitler suit. It's a little vintage, and runs on oil. But otherwise he's going to be basically immortal. /a
guessing the interviewer asked a leading question just to get this headline, but
if, God forbid, there's a terrible tragedy
is some Disney villain-level dialogue
the J stands for Jafar
Jafar Depeanus Vance
JD Vance serving Trump a large eclair he prepared for him that's faintly ticking for some reason
Mmmmm forbidden doughnut....
trump getting couped because he didn't do enough anti-white racism or fuck enough couches to satisfy the hillbilly elegistas
hillbilly elegistas
That's a cool term to describe the Western pseudo leftists who insist that Trump is the true people's president
It would be a shame if something terrible happened to mista Mc Donald Trump but I am ready to be president of the €€u u$$ and KKK
is going to do to Trump what he did to the pope
finally
Vance poisoned the pope, and now the president
Critical support?
He wore a hamsic shirt once 
Trust the plan
thinking he'll be told to roll back all the tariff bullshit to try to save the dollar
truss the plan
Totally normal interview for a VP to have under the circumstances
lmao
Don't light that cigar, Trump!
But didn't Kamala say shit like this too? Not a great sign for Cheeto for him to be compared to when everyone was waiting every day for Biden to collapse over his ice cream cone anyway.
Maybe Kamala said something similar, but are you sure you're not thinking of 
on 
getting RFK'd?
Apparently Fox even ran it the way libs are running Vance.
I stand corrected, thanks. Real life GoT is apparently just one ghoul hoping that another just drops dead already.
Kinda like a political sugar parent/child relationship.
will the republicans have the sense to pull their obviously braindead guy before 3 months tiill the next election?
presumably trump isn't running for his fourth term
This mf just been on vacation, so in one sense he's wrong, but in another sense he's very right.
Has any one thought about checking the golf course you numb nuts? Jesus christ
WH press pool hasn’t been notified that trumps travelling—when he goes golfing there’s a whole travelling pool that activates, etc. which is why people are circulating weird speculations about him.
Also at this point, there’s been 24hrs of this stuff floating around, you’d think if there was nothing going on they’d just do some simple proof of life stuff, have him go up and wander on the roof a bit, etc…
what
He's so well rested that one more vacation will make him shit his pants.