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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 122 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Assuming he was in roughly the same socio-economic strata that young Taylor was at the time, he can at least comfort himself with the fact that he is very wealthy.

[–] HBK@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, here's his twitter. He seems to be doing rather financially well. Sadly, he's a bit Tesla obsessed.

I'm from the area of TN she grew up in and it is pretty solidly middle class. Like obviously there is some higher income mixed in, but this isn't the 'beverly hills of TN' (that would be Franklin,TN).

Franklin still allows poors in the city limits, unlike Brentwood.

The actual billionaire types are in Oak Hill and Bell Meade.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you love her let her go...

She ends up with a piece of shit that cheated on her and stole from her before knocking her up

I let her go for this?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Fun fact that's completely unrelated:

Did you know that when a new lion takes over a pride it kills all the cubs so the females go into heat?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Did I fuck up by not murdering my stepsons when I had the chance?

If you have to ask the question I think you know the answer.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Average Crusader Kings discussion post

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That is some weird biology. Totally makes sense from an evolutionary standpoint but weird nonetheless.

Lion: hey sexy mama. I just killed your baby. I want to get freaky.

Lioness: you got me in the mood. Mount me.

[–] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

I'm sure some plausible reasons can be found in the philosophical treatises have penned over the years...

[–] moody@lemmings.world 8 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Does that work for humans? Just out of curiosity.

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I know that when children are removed by the state for safety concerns, it is very common to become pregnant again within a year.

It's also a trope that people get horny at funerals.

So quite possibly it would.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s also a trope that people get horny at funerals.

I hate the wait in line to finally get at the body.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My grandma had about four hundred people at her funeral and I got to go last.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Okay this is where we’ll draw the line.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It couldn’t hurt to try.

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If by "history" you mean "I read it in the Volsunga Saga"

Which is particularly interesting given that, like in a real lion pride, the adults in question were siblings.

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 week ago

no but I’ll give it a look

I was referring more to women being taken as war spoils

You can just picture the conversation down the pub... "Yeah, she said she had a headache. So I murdered her son, and she couldnt get on my cock fast enough... Women, am I right?" lol

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] mcbenavides85@piefed.social 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She definitely doesn’t look like she’s into him.

[–] FrictionFiction@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

well, whatever he still got a dry handy out of it

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Maybe he was the guy that inspired her to write all those songs