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[–] moody@lemmings.world 8 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Does that work for humans? Just out of curiosity.

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I know that when children are removed by the state for safety concerns, it is very common to become pregnant again within a year.

It's also a trope that people get horny at funerals.

So quite possibly it would.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s also a trope that people get horny at funerals.

I hate the wait in line to finally get at the body.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My grandma had about four hundred people at her funeral and I got to go last.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Okay this is where we’ll draw the line.

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If by "history" you mean "I read it in the Volsunga Saga"

Which is particularly interesting given that, like in a real lion pride, the adults in question were siblings.

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 week ago

no but I’ll give it a look

I was referring more to women being taken as war spoils

You can just picture the conversation down the pub... "Yeah, she said she had a headache. So I murdered her son, and she couldnt get on my cock fast enough... Women, am I right?" lol