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[–] tycoontwist@lemmy.ca 104 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Personally I'm a big fan of this one. The way they're exchanging looks in the back... There's something going on between them.

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 83 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Its the modern family. Wife, husband, and their shared boyfriend.

[–] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I mean, I'm a cis/straight male, but that's a beautiful man.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm a cis/bisexual man and I got the hots for him

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Right there officer.

[–] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

No lies detected

[–] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

In an advertisement‽

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Just trying to pay rent and raise a family

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 81 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Finally, a token white guy

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago

As a white person myself, I finally feel seen

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

I like it that it's weird every which way it is done

[–] frankenswine@lemmy.world 78 points 3 days ago
[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Shit inflation is running high 45k for a pool

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 44 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

It's 45k Hungarian Forints, indicated by the ft on the tag. That's $132.30 US.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 17 points 3 days ago

Thank you, that is very sensible pricing

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

Bro visited his friend.

The white guy is a diversity hire.

[–] mayormaynotbeemily@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 days ago

The white guy who got invited to the cookout

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

He's the lifeguard, or at least that is what he said before he kidnapped the kid he is clearly way too interested in.

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

He might just be staring at the woman's breasts

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago

Oh Jason? He's just visiting.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Aw, a cute throuple and their kid

[–] mcbenavides85@piefed.social 11 points 3 days ago

George trying to watch Breakfast at Tiffanys.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I like the mental image the title gave me, my guy just wandered into their backyard and got in the pool

[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Sometimes employers let the workers swim in their pool.

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

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