moses parted the red sea but millennials canβt even order pizza on the phone πππ
this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2025
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They have no healthy electrolytes in their brain from sea water.
Yep, especially Dead Sea water.
I only drink WHITE sea water, water from any other sea is WOKE
This is why Russians can't be WOKE because they have the White Sea, but Ukraine went WOKE because they have the Black Sea
You could be drinking the same sea water as the people from the bible, but that isn't "woke" in today's society.
If salt water is so bad for you why do they give you a saline drip in the hospital? These are literally live saving medicines and they're telling you not to drink them.
I take a shot of salt water every morning and I've never had more energy.
God invented a type of water that tastes good and the only reason the radical left have fabricated hoaxes about βbrain eating amoebasβ is because they want to stop you from enjoying life to its fullest. They havenβt tricked me though, and they never will
Tastes good and builds mass. Look how big whales are. They drink sea water. Democrats don't want us getting that big because we'd RISE UP.
Life evolved
This is woke devil Worshiping. Only Authoritarian Communist dictators (DEMONrats) like Joe Brandon believe in EVILution
It's because of all the automotive batteries I think.
Good enough for a car, good enough for me.
RFK Jr just said amerikkkans don't get nearly enough runoff in their diets.
i still can i'm just built different
I drink a gallon a day and it's the secret to how masculine I smell.
Take a trip to the Salton Sea
All natural salinated water, full of life!
Woker woker everywhere but not a drop to drink