These guys love buying dildos
this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2025
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I wonder how much of their budget is allocated for sex toys? Or do they just love their work so much they are happy to use their personal stash?
The pedophile class defending thug caste leveraging dildos in the war against normal people is EXACTLY the kind of tactics I would expect from the militant christian evangelicals.
Look at their leader. What sickos.
It's a "family values" thing.
When you are a regular customer/wholesale buyer, you get a discount 😉
They hire new ones all the time!
Dildos are expensive too, though I imagine they're buying the cheap toys from the Rite Aid adult section. Call me when they're leaving $250+ custom poured fantasy dicks
yes please let us take America back again all the way to the Native Americans who should have been running it they can have it
in Oklahoma where stay at they have helped clean up the land and have pushed for better laws/policies that everyone benefits from
Yes. The worst thing to happen to America isn't Trump, it's Europeans.
No, it's trump.
But isn’t Trump the product of Euro-American society (or roughly half)?
Yes but that is one branch of the entire tree. No need to chop the whole tree, just maybe that branch.
America as a country, Trump, Northern America as a continent, probably just France, England, Portugal, Spain, and maybe the Dutch. There might be a conquering genocidal power I forgot, but close enough. I think it's important to be precise when assigning blame, let's leave the Balkans and Baltics out of this lol. Still, very correct.
You’re right to be precise. But I also think of people who followed, like from my country (Ireland). Some were destitute, but many have done some pretty vile stuff either against minorities or in support of the empire. So while the Irish state wasn’t technically involved, the people don’t exactly go there to lift up Native or African Americans. There’s a book called How the Irish Became White that explores this. And I know the Scottish are famous for their part in Empire too.
You're absolutely correct. I more meant to refer to the countries that had absolutely nothing to do with it. Like, Lithuanians didn't do anything afaik. I think that much of that has to do with the lack of power of their government and ability of the populace to leave than virtue on their end. Plenty of people would've done horrible things if they could've, far more wouldn't have helped the people being genocided. It's all shitty. Germany and Italy would've colonized Africa more if they were more powerful during the scramble for Africa, they would've hurt just as many people as England and France.
That all makes sense to me. Our history teacher taught us in school that power corrupts (people) and absolute power corrupts absolutely. I thought he was cynical at the time, but certainly far too many people are corrupted by power.
Weren’t the Balkans just part of the Ottoman Empire at the time the Americas were invaded?
As a mexican, u rite
Not the Onion community is seriously having to work overtime in this presidency.
Sometimes I miss the "not" and laugh a little bit..
Gonna be great when the pendulum swings and we start the Nuremberg trials up again
Unfortunately 75-85 million people had died by then. Today that number would be doubled or tripled at least
Nuremberg was a failure anyway. They gave the Nazis the easiest fucking trials ever.
I’m afraid that the outcome will be the same here. That the ICE goons will live quiet lives after this. There will be no reckoning - that the desire to move on and forget all of this will override the desire to punish. That we will rn more “fair” to them than they are to the immigrants they round up.
There's folks on Lemmy that feel Nuremburg was a mistake and inhumane and that Streicher's execution was wrong.
So I expect ICE agents will have plenty of supporters when/if it comes down to it.
Personally, I think that ICE should be tried and executed as a class. Allowing the confederates, nazis, and business plotters to live out peaceful lives were the greatest mistakes made by democracies.
I'm tired boss
Yes, that is the actual headline
In lieu of a final cigar, Stephan Millar should be offered that sex toy by the firing squad.
Might help him please his wife enough that she doesn’t have to go after whatever shriveled up thing Elon has…
ICE gooners
FTFY
Does it represent how they are dicks?
Only if the dildo was limp.
These people are completely unhinged
At least they protected the children!
/s