Hey, baby. Are you a traffic light? Because I'm getting mixed signals.
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Seen in a previous thread; daaamn girl, you shit out that ass?
Love this one, use it on my SO often
I'm like the twin towers the way your bush got me collapsin'.
Do you play Pokemon? Because I need to get a Pikachu (peek at you)
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Girl, you're making me retarded because I'm down for you.
Hah, is that the main character from Disco Elysium?
He is indeed.
are you sitting on the f5 key because that ass is refreshing
Dude, you need to get some F1.
What does f1 do?
Help...
Ah thanks. I've never used f1 before
Ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the wise?
I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U.
You win ๐
Hey baby, are you a school? Coz I want to shoot kids in you
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Are you homework? Because I want to do you on my desk.
Are you a homework? Because I wanna take you home, promise to do you for 2 hours, get tired in 2 minutes, and cry as my dad teaches me how to do it while yelling for 15 minutes before deciding I am hopeless.
About what time should I come over?
"Wanna buy me a drink?"
Girls don't pay bills here, sad though!
Some do - if you're attractive enough.
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What's a place like you doing in a [them] like this?
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
You want some fuck?
I got that bitch some blue. Bitches love blue.
Just curious, why are you asking?
Want to come home and fuck?