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What is the lamest pickup line you can think of? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Mine is

"Are you pee? Cuz urine my heart."

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[–] the_lone_wolf@lemmy.ml -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Girls don't pay bills here, sad though!

[–] zeropointone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Some do - if you're attractive enough.

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’ve had plenty of girls buy me a drink.. I’m not stereotypically attractive but kind of a dirty hippy so but…. Ok wait I’m a dumb ass… d’Oh!!!

[–] zeropointone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Haven't you seen all those men vs bear threads/posts? Girls love bears! Even more if they're dancing. You might be a mess... but you're a hot mess.