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[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 81 points 5 days ago (2 children)

he has that thing michael jackson had

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 126 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 68 points 5 days ago

yeah, exactly

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago

internalized racism?

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 60 points 4 days ago

dude thats just GOLD on his hand because he’s so fucking rich he was just counting his gold and high quality gold leaves a residue. thats all that is. TDS is strong with this one 😂😂😂 im actually a free thinker. feels good not to be infected by the woke mind virus.

[–] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 52 points 4 days ago

rolls a nat 1 on my medicine check

A poultice will suffice to fool the commoners, my liege

[–] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 52 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I guess you've never been around old people. They are always swelling up. People live like that for decades.

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 45 points 5 days ago (2 children)

It's not swelling, he has a ton of foundation on his hand.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 33 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

it's not a bandage? huh maybe some kind of quick-drying liquid skin thing

[–] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 46 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

'maybe the president is wearing a quick drying liquid skin thing' - me making sense of this waking nightmare

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm a strong and powerful president. Best health ever. Best president ever. No contact with anybody infected. Fake news. Fake news. No infection. Not even a little. No thing like a Stephen King novel. Never.

When you go to the wrong Standing lessons

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

Saying it like that has me cackling like the joker at a social function

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

quick dry? dawg he got that WET dry

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago
[–] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I stand corrected. Did not look very closely at this picture of trump hand.

Old people have bad make up too. And lots of them have, I guess is the implication here, bruising. Some old people bruise super easily. From medical stuff or just normal carelessness.

People live like that for decades too.

[–] BilduEnjoyer@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I’m thinking its bruising because he had his blood drawn there or something.

[–] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Right which is something that old people do all the time and is pretty much required to be a healthy, alive old person. It suggests he has access to health care. Somebody is looking after him.

[–] BilduEnjoyer@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

Oh for sure. I’ll save the celebration for when he’s dead.

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Spoken like a person with no future and no history.

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

There is no future. I'll be dead by the time I'm my parents age.

I have no interest in listening to my family's dogshit opinions sorry. My history sucks anyway, problem with being a cracker in america. I do like reading about history though.

[–] cricbuzz@hexbear.net 39 points 4 days ago (1 children)

the president just has a little plaster

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago

As a treat?

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago

Uh mr president, youre leaking coolant at an alarming rate

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 18 points 4 days ago

Video from yesterday of Trump at a press conference hiding the back of this hand - https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3lwyxdndlvj2n

[–] FidelChadstro@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's his hand-shaking hand, too

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

Somebody gave Donnie a good squeeze and almost popped his hand.

[–] CommCat@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago

reptoid shedding its skin

[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

it looks just like the most disgusting piece of raw fatty meat at the grocery store

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

Stockmarket will go up if he dies.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

It puts the lotion on it's skin or it releases the Epstien files again!