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[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Where is that from? Is that Cowboy Beebop? The art style looks like it, but it's been a very long time since I last watched it.

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah it's cowboy bebop. It's from the episode where they have a monster that was leftovers in the fridge roaming the ship and terrorizing then.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Thanks for the recap! I can't remember anything at all about that episode.

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like it might be time for a rewatch! I probably should rewatch it too...

But that's a fun episode. The episode's plot is basically Alien if the alien was a sentient spoiled food item.

Enjoy this Fun mva from 17 years ago ...feeling old yet?

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

It has been quite a long time.

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!

[–] Ashiggan@eviltoast.org 5 points 6 days ago

This is exactly why I love Skyrim players so much😂

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (4 children)
[–] unknown@piefed.social 16 points 6 days ago

Mother I Love Fermenting

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Mother I Left Freezing

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 6 days ago

Mold I'd Like to Ferment?

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.org 5 points 6 days ago

MIFL Mother In Fridge too Long

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 132 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Biblically accurate sourdough

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 week ago

Be not ~~afraid~~ gluten intolerant.

[–] unknown@piefed.social 84 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Your username! It's a cat! I suddenly saw it and now I love it.

Oh! If you only see the ASCII version, like Voyager users, it's "ᓚᘏᗢ", all Canadian Aboriginal syllabics. ^📱^ᖩ~🚽~

[–] unknown@piefed.social 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago
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                      じしˍ,)ノ
[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Can you post a picture of what this is supposed to look like?

[–] unknown@piefed.social 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Piefed doesn't let me post images off my phone into comments but I uploaded it to an emoticon directory here, it's a little way down the page but you'll recognise it when you see the multioculars.

[–] unknown@piefed.social 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I spent like 10 minutes making a creepy face with multioculars and the damn formatting ate it twice.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Better than what I see. They aren't even honey combs. They're just lines.

[–] unknown@piefed.social 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Posting pictures on piefed is difficult but if you want to see what it was supposed to look like, I uploaded it to an emoticon/emoji site here. It's a little way down the page but you can't miss it

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

that website has so many creative ways to draw ASCII boobs

[–] unknown@piefed.social 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And cats. I use it mainly for the cats.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

ah yes, the two genders

[–] houndeyes@toast.ooo 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I can hear this image.

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[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Darn, my phone still has a font with 7 eyes instead of 10

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[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 74 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Ugh. The trypophobia kicked in. This reminds me of looking at a maggot hole one of my dogs had.

Good days are in short supply right now. Why you do this?

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 53 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I wish you had said nothing 😔

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 68 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yog-Sothoth is finally awake

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago
[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 week ago

No visible mold. I'd pour off the hooch, put it through a couple feeding cycles, and see how it smells.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 12 points 1 week ago

I can imagine those words coming out of that jar.

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Too late to burn down the house. We'll have to nuke the whole city from orbit.

[–] CatDogL0ver@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago
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