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i somehow managed to break my previous noise cancelling earbuds and ended up buying Nothing branded ones (CMF buds i think?) and good god it's astounding that i have to say "thank you for just using bleeping sounds to indicate actions".
i get that they want it to be obvious what's happening with the device but is it really that hard for people to just cycle through things a few times to memorize what each sound means?
The most annoying thing is it blasting "battery low" every 30 seconds when the battery gets below 20%, making them absolutely unusable. At least Sony lets out a ver short beep to let you know, and only twice
I hate this too, it reminds you constantly as if its something dangerous that you shouldn't forget about. A small beep once every 20 minutes would suffice. Not only that, but a lot of modern Bluetooth headphones last for quite a long time after the battery goes below 20%.
Also modern Bluetooth devices send their battery level to the connected device. Why don't most phones also regularly send a toast or show a notification that you headphones are running out of battery?
Well I'm not always looking at my phone when I've got headphones in.
Actually, I'm almost never looking at my phone when I've got Bluetooth headphones in.
god, it's so repetitive. I'm certain that actually drains the remaining battery even faster with how often it does it
if it's gonna "battery low" at me, I gotta figure out how to change it to "build more pylons"
you must construct additional electrons.
My dashcam had a button that allowed you to disable/enable audio recording. It had a voice say "audio recording aww."
"On" and "Off" sounded nearly identical.
audio recording aww 🥰🥰
Auxillary Mode!
Oh you know it, sexy bluetooth speaker
Bluetooth mode!
Ay yu ex mode.
I use Pinebuds. They have a woman's voice that very enthusiastically says "ready to pair" in an American accent. But what sounds like a Chinese woman's voice saying "phone disconnected".
wait I think those are mine too. I don't know my brand but when the battery is low a voice like you're describing says "Please charging 🥺"
please be of into the chargings, thankings yuo
Not just from Wish. I'd like to take a moment to say a massive Fuck You to the turbo thundercunt at Apple who decided it would be a good idea to make the iPhone headphone volume exposure limit warning LOUDER than the audio it was warning me about, and also to provide no method of adjusting either volume to match what my headphones actually output. That's some fucking Grade-A trolling right there. Twats.
Thank you for introducing me to the term ‘thundercunt’. It has me thinking of cosplay ideas.
However, Siri and notifications volume is controlled separately from media volume on iOS. You can just turn it down.
You can also set a repeating reminder to call Apple a bunch of throbbing thundercunts, perhaps weekly? Which is still a very important thing to do.
the little dongle i use in my car always starts up with a very serious "bluatooth connected"
I had one that said "the bluetooth device has connected as successfully"
Successfulley
I can clearly hear that voice. But can't remember which dewice it was
I've a creative air thingy headphone. Great device. It comes with the sweetest asian female voice you can imagine.
So yes. It's so Lovely. It's the voice accompanying all your (manga) waifu dreams.
Too bad you can't really understand what she says. But who cares, right?
There is a company called moondrop that has deliberately waifu voices. But i cant figure them out as a company, they got super cheap in ears and then other stuff that is hundreds of euro, quality wise they are okay I guess
My radio-bluetooth transmitter speaks english in a stereotypical Japanese accent and it's hilarious.
And at this point you realize they’re all made by the same company
"Totally Not Alibaba Operating Under A New Name"
Possibly manufactured by a different factory in China, but only across the street, but definetly uses the same firmware
made by the same workers working their second shift
"....Payurd"
Bluetooss
Mine has a sexy voice
And now I really would love to have seen Tim Curry as a member of the Q Continuum.
I would just love to see more Tim Curry. That man was a legend ✊😔
Still with us, but the stroke he suffered has taken a toll.
From Rocky Horror, Clue, Home Alone 2, and Red Alert 3 (also featuring Trek alum George Takei), he delivers camp in the best way.
For those that haven’t seen this clip from Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3, watching him try not to break as he delivers an absolutely ridiculous line with all his energy is perhaps one of the best bits of acting I’ve ever seen
I'm going to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism...
SPÃÆËCE
Previously, on The Expanse
A friend and I played the whole campaign in co-op when it came out and both cracked up so bad after that cutscene. I think we had to restart the mission because we were laughing too hard still to actually start playing (plus we got to watch the briefing again!)
Girov reportink
damn, well I hope he's at least in a state of comfort and content. dude was my childhood. Clue made me what I am
Coh nECKT ing~
UGREEN Bluetooth to AUX cord Chinese lady.
Low baddewy. Charge ze dewise.
Redio moder
There's this small feeling of peace I get when I hear her voice on someone's Bluetooth device, it's like catching up with an old friend.