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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 6 days ago

Controversy? Fucking get over it ya snowflakes. Imagine being that precious

[–] Guadin@k.fe.derate.me 97 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Why does he look like he is shitting and crying at the same time?

[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago

He looked in the mirror

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 week ago

Because he knows.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I think it's what they're calling it "the Gen Z Stare."

[–] Khrux@ttrpg.network 2 points 6 days ago

This isn't really the gen Z stare, I'd describe that as a very neutral expression.

Honestly I don't actually think the Gen Z stare has much to do with the internet or COVID either, as much as it's just something that caught on among people in school. I think another large element is that Gen Z culturally a lot less judgemental of people who don't mask autistic traits.

The general nodding and 'mmhmm'ing we do to affirm we're paying attention is something that's effectively a social contract, although useful. The flip side of the Gen Z stare that people don't talk about is that Gen Z also don't mind recieving the Gen Z stare, and can converse through it.

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[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've never seen a haircut that looks infected before.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 week ago

I like their music and i was completely devastated when i found out they are zionists. Just commenting so other people also know. Psytrance kinds developed as music for peace and a lot of artists, including one of the members of infected mushroom, have trauma from the israeli military.

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[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At some point kids want agency, and hair is an accessible "medium" Youths will always show "rebellion" with hairstyles and clothes.

I will even fake outrage so not to spoil the fun

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 week ago

I never considered that being outraged as an adult was actually half of that contract. Im gonna have to practise the old man fist shake

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This gives me Karen with a hairband vibes (⁠-⁠_⁠-⁠メ⁠)

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[–] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is there a "fuckmyshitup" section on Lemmy? This belongs exactly there.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 25 points 1 week ago (11 children)

lol, kids these days and their stupid tastes, amirite?

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Yeah, give me the "I want to see your manager" in the front and "I am the fire starter" in the back. Thanks.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

“I’m torn between wanting a bowl cut or the guy fieri.”

“Sit down, fam, I got you.”

[–] Mutat0@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does it look stupid or really stupid?

[–] don@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago
[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Does the carpet match the curtains?

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[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

This is what the cool kids look like in a sci-fi movie from 2003 set in the year 2103

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure I fought this dude in Expedition 33

[–] MagnyusG@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The barber is Bohdan Vasylkov, based in Warsaw, Poland. This one in particular is posted on his Instagram as a "Neo-Saiyan Cut."

Honestly, this is probably one of the least offensive ones lmao.

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 16 points 1 week ago

To quote some standup I saw 20 years ago from a black woman about black ladies' hair:

"Sooooo, I want it short but also long, with spikes up front aaaaand a spoiler from a Ford Fiesta."

[–] db2@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is this what you get when you ask AI to generate a chomo?

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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago

No! No, man! Shit no, man! I believe you'd get yer ass kicked rockin' somethin like that, man..

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What is there to debate? I couldn't care less about someone else's haircut.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It’s debatable that it sparks debate.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 days ago

no it isn't

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[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Bro really said gimme the Spock up front and Clyde Cash in the back.

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] nitori@ani.social 1 points 6 days ago

«El Brayan» is very hot🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is one of the most punchable faces I've seen in a long time.

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