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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 43 points 3 weeks ago

watch porn --> get epilepsy

[–] Setiyeti93@lemmy.ca 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] darkreader2636@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago

With the magic of buying two of them, he has two of them (duh)

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Got one as a gift for Christmas in the early 00’s.

It generally worked, but you needed to be pretty loud, and things could accidentally trigger it.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago

I bought one just for shits sometime in the 90s, it sure wasn't the most reliable.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

as popular as these were, I only think I ever saw one

but now that I am seeing that package, I don't think I ever realized that its the same packaging as Chia pets

[–] relativestranger@feddit.nl 13 points 3 weeks ago

the two originate from the same company, iirc.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My grandparents had one in their bedroom.

one night I had to go to the bathroom and saw the lights under the door were flipping on and off repeatedly.

😶

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The movie they were watching was so good they clapped for 20 minutes

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Grandparents ... 20 minutes

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 3 weeks ago

Viagra is a hell of a drug

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

say what you will, old people knew how to fuck.

my father had 12 siblings.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Maybe lack of birth control pills and spousal rape laws, more than sexual prowess. In general, not your father.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

if anyone was clapping cheeks it was gamgam.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Friends had one. They had a yappy dog. The light would turn off and on when th dog barked.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

The yapper? I like it

[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 9 points 3 weeks ago

It was pretty useful until I had an argument with my mom and the lights would constantly turn off and on.

[–] bunkyprewster@startrek.website 8 points 3 weeks ago

Loved my clapper. More reliable at turning the lights on and off than Google Home.

[–] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I was sometimes able to get it to work by making a quick loud vocal sound.

[–] themaninblack@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

“I sound my barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.” -Walt Whitman

[–] Matticus@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Yes but I stopped using it when I was a young'n. Turns out that the click CLICK of opening a soda or beer can registered as 2 claps. That stopped being amusing pretty quick.

[–] rauls5@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago

Had? Still got mine!

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

i feel like at this point it should be utterly trivial to mount a camera on the ceiling and be able to control things with gestures, like pointing at the computer with the thumb out and rotating the hand to raise and lower volume

the fact that nothing even remotely like this is available is why people don't think technology is fun any more

[–] GCanuck@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s actually because trial after trial and market research has shown that the vast majority of people don’t want to wave their hands around just to control their electronics.

Not to mention the privacy aspect of allowing full body motion capture in our homes.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 weeks ago

you uh, do realize the exact same thing applies to voice control, right? and people pay out the nose for what is just a wiretap

[–] Stache_@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago

I got one as a Christmas gag gift back around 2015-16 and had it hooked up to a lamp for awhile. Like what other folks have said, you had to be pretty loud with it, and I definitely had it trigger when I didn’t want it to. But still, it’s a fun gimmick. I must’ve lost it at some point during a move, because I lost it a few years ago and kinda wish I still had it

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 weeks ago

My grandfather was a gadget guy, so the year these came out everyone in the family got one. I used mine for a couple years with varying amounts of success.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Now we have clanckers that do the same, but with voice commands!

[–] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

me n ur mum makin blinkenlichten

[–] Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, you mean Blinklichter

[–] Rexiose@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

Netflix and chill nightmare

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

always wanted one of these things.

great for lamps that are otherwise a pain to get to to turn on/off.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My Canon camera can take a photo by clapping or saying cheese or making a loud enough sound.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 weeks ago

perfect for capturing sneezes

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No that was too bougie for us, but I did have a string that I had tied from my bed to the light switch. And honestly why did they take away our sticky outy light switches?

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

There are still tons of them at any hardware store. People just prefer the look of the newfangled ones.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I only know this from the one movie with the terrible grandma neighbour

[–] Pat@feddit.nu 2 points 3 weeks ago

No, but for some reason, I still clap to turn lights on or off.