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I ain't got no time to maintain some stupid little plastic bread clip. I got a landlord to feed.
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I just do a slip knot.
this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2025
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I wonder the makers of a lot of these clips are still linked with the john birch society
Clothespin gang
We used to break one wing of, wedge it onto the tip of our middle finger and flick them around the store. Mom would get so pissed!
Stores around us used to have them for produce bags.
Stores used to have this thin red tape for produce bags and it was almost impossible to remove the tape so you just mangled the bag
God, I hate that tape so much. I still see it sometimes.
They still use those here. I don't bother with the tape. Just cut the bag.
I can keep track of the clip for about 1/3 of the bread loaf... until the twist is long enough to tuck easily. Then, sometimes I'm even too put-upon to twist and I simply wrap and tuck.
I like these way more than the twisty ties.
Me too, but there's a way to make the twists easier to use.
- Hold the open end of the bag and twist the loaf to make the twisted end
- Fold the wire in half around the twisted part of the bag
- Pinch the 2 ends of the wire with one hand and hold the open end of the bag with the other hand. The bread will hang below that like a Y.
- Swing the loaf of bread in a loop around your hands 2 or 3 times like you're making a ring with your arms and swinging the bread into it or out of it. That twists the wire around the bag.
I have to reread this way too many times to get an imagein my head
I thought that while typing it. It would be a 5 second YouTube video, but the text description is hard to follow.
Never even seen a bread clip, I just use the twisty thing that comes with the bread.
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Give me a twist tie, so I can violently spin the whole loaf a few rotations.