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[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 61 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

an for fucks sake,when the next sound is a vowel, use an not a!

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

Ill kill you. Ill kill you with a single paper towel? A... Building? Some grass?

Ill need to calm doen enough to think of an object mot currently in my fov that would be like a reasonable threat.

But mark my words; i will.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"I will have been found you and I will have killed at you." - Qui-Gon Jinn, Stars war 1

...that one's fine.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

"That's it, you're on the list."

[–] Snoopey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

Woah there buddy, don't have a aneurysm

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I don't think they teach grammar anymore.

What's Granma got to do with anything?

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Not a lot of cases where a following sound is an vowel

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 65 points 6 days ago (4 children)
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's when two people are together but their vibes seem to not vibe together. They're discordant rather than harmonious if you catch my drift

[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 41 points 6 days ago (1 children)

As interpreted from a 3rd party?

Wow. I'd tell them to get fucked.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

You make a hell of a point.....

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's you and me being old.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

No, im old as shit and i got it. Pretty intuitive.

Edit: look, sone youth slang is fucking impenetrable. Some really isn't if you know words.

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I got the meaning of it as well, but I recoiled a bit in my chair when I read the meme.

Yes. Nobody fucking uses a/an properly. I swear to fuck i will declare a holy war upon the youth over this.

Not that my peers were any better, but i have already decided to hate all of them.

Pretty sure it's a nose ring.

[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

It's a different cultural way of forcing like-valued slaves to mate with each other. Same thing with someone being a 10, or below you, or above you, or worth more because of whatever slave attributes they display.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Single people say the darnedest things

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