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[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 220 points 1 week ago (3 children)

When I was a kid, in 7th grade science, I overheard a boy asking a girl out. She rejected him, he wasn't her type. He asked what her type was, she mentioned a guy she was seeing, and casually mentioned he was 22. At the time, I was thinking this poor kid was woefully outmatched and would never have a chance. A few years later, it dawned on me just how fucked up that whole situation was.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 66 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I remember that sort of shit. The girl I knew got divorced so many times after that.

[–] msprout@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Yeah in my high school, a girl I knew got into serious trouble for trying to bring her 25 year old boyfriend to junior prom, when she was 16. 😩 For some reason, the district allowed it. 😭😭

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago

Cause the men in charge could relate

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[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 127 points 1 week ago (13 children)

When I was 14 I got turned down by a friend who proceeded to date a 27 year old man.

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 76 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 73 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Be a little nicer to them, they got rejected for some old dude!

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hah. I know likely comedic misunderstanding but, in case it was not clear, the 27-year-old pedo was the gross one.

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[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 87 points 1 week ago (3 children)

being a girl is scary cuz the moment you turn 13, creepy men are ogling at you

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 76 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Oh honey, the creeps are sadly ogling you well before 13... Learn to stab.

[–] ksigley@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I learned a lot about women wearing ice pick-sized hair pins in their hats during the early 20th century for this very purpose.

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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 70 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah but they've got the market cornered on Catholic priests, that's gotta count for something.

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[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 66 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is actually a destabilizing piece of society. Younger men become disaffected when older men, who are better partners, pick up much younger women (I am talking only about adults.). Younger women are then competing with older women for more established men, which can destroy families.

Largely, we have fetishized youth so much that this isn't something that will correct itself. I suppose the standards of beauty can change again, as they always do, but for now we are stuck with a real problem.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is what wars are for. Young men slaughter each other while old men bang the young women.

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I thought wars were for oil?

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wars seem to predate oil by ... a few thousand years.

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[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago

I was hanging out with this girl my age in high school a lot, we were both 17, I thought it was going well, then some full grown adult said she was pretty at Walmart and I had to move on with my life.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One thing I HATE about military bases. All the E1 soldiers wandering the local high schools looking for girls. Was really sickening

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 25 points 1 week ago

Bro it was such a shit show when I was growing up.

Just military bros spending their entire military paycheck on a mustang and picking up high school girls.

Still remember my friend crying/begging for help because military bro didn't get sex and wanted to beat her up. And this dirtbag was going to get shipped with a rifle to some brown country.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Question: Oh, you think conservatives are pedophiles? Give me 1,500 examples.

Answer: (your comment)

[–] lukaro@lemmy.zip 42 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Don't hang around so many republicans and the competition would thin out.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago

Members of Congress, clergymen, the fucking PRESIDENT. What's a boy to do!?

[–] AnarchistArtificer@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In school, when I was 13, one of my friends was "dating" a 19 year old. I vividly remember how cool we all thought this was. Reflecting on it makes me feel sick.

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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (5 children)

My husband kicked me out once he realized flashing his money at 19 year olds worked. The teenagers didn’t ask him to stop playing FIFA and walk his dogs.

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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I remember how creepy it was to see that once the girls in my class got boobs (around 8th grade, 13-14 yo) full on adults would start hitting on them. I recall seeing a few class mates in a local park, all 3 were 13 I think, they still looked like little girls, it's just that now they had boobs and wore bras. So I see these 3 girls, each sitting in the lap of an 18-20 yo dude, and making out...

As a kid I recall seeing it and thinking "wtf is wrong with those guys?"

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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago (7 children)

At college, there were 16 and 17 year old girls with boyfriends in their twenties. Even at the time, I thought that was weird.

At least I never heard about anything younger than that.

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[–] m3t00@piefed.world 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

thought i needed a car to get a date. married a date with a car.

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