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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My husband kicked me out once he realized flashing his money at 19 year olds worked. The teenagers didn’t ask him to stop playing FIFA and walk his dogs.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What an idiot.

Has he put himself on the poor house yet by spending all of his money to appease the young women he wanted a booty call from?

Because that kind of behavior seems to be rather expensive.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

No idea. He gave 5k to one before he kicked me out. What was our house is for sale now though.

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Could be a gay couple and it's young men

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

True. I made an assumption, you have a point.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Thank god we've achieved clarity after addressing the assumption