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[โ€“] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 206 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Very normal thing to say. Definitely not something a pedophile would say.

[โ€“] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 119 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[โ€“] DrFistington@lemmy.world 88 points 1 week ago (4 children)

She had been asking for him to make the rule since she was 11

[โ€“] LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is there an article that explains this?

[โ€“] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I believe Dr Fistington is saying what is colloquially known as a joke.

[โ€“] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] papalonian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The part about her asking for the rule since age 11 is the joke. What's going on in this thread?

[โ€“] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Did you see the part, "...as she grows older.." He obviously had this conversation at least a year earlier. I thought I saw them mention it, but I can't find it right now.

Edit: Going through the files: Not sure where OP got this pic, but look at his hands. https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:720/format:webp/1*Q5JV7OE_cC3JEFbD4nDZ2Q.jpeg

Edit 2: https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/trumps-lewd-talk-about-daughter-ivanka-in-front-of-white-house-staff-recalled-in-new-book/

[โ€“] papalonian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Just to be clear, I fucking hate trump and think he's a womanizing creep, but I don't get how "as my [17 year old] daughter gets older, the number of women [older than her that] I can date shrinks" implies that he had the conversation a year earlier, let alone 11.

[โ€“] deltapi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

At that time she'd been asking for 1 year older than her, but for reasons unknown Don refused to budge on that.

[โ€“] Booboofinget@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Of course we are all assuming the Promise Breaker in Cheif actually keeps his promises.

I think the fact it came up is worrying.

[โ€“] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He had also been dating Milenia for about a year when he said this, and was also not fully divorced from Marla Maples (though they were separated).

Bastion of morality, that one.

[โ€“] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

I don't remember where I heard it first, but I've seen a number of his supporters (and Obama's detractors) get a little miffed when I said, "Remember, the president with five kids from three different women isn't the black one."

[โ€“] LodeMike@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago

๐Ÿคฎ

[โ€“] hopesdead@startrek.website 89 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Remember, he said on national daytime television he would date Ivanka.

[โ€“] sness@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Ivanka is notably not younger than Ivanka.

[โ€“] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Really fitting username.

[โ€“] bdot@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I would suggest his definition of the word โ€œdateโ€ is ALSO very limitedโ€ฆ

[โ€“] random_character_a@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sex slave island is not a place where you DATE.

[โ€“] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[โ€“] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

no can do... you'd have to storm that capital for that mate

Oh, so that's why they look at me funny

[โ€“] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think whenever he says "date" it means "predate" as in "predator". It's the kind of thing a room temp IQ pedo would latch on to thinking it's the most clever thing ever that nobody will ever figure out. Probably thought up by Epstein.

[โ€“] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

A pal is a wonderful thing.

[โ€“] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 week ago

And obviously there was a reason she made this request.

[โ€“] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Query: What was Ivanka's age when he promised this?

[โ€“] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We don't know, she was 17 when he talked about it.

[โ€“] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So to his 17 year old (or younger) had to get her dad to promise not to "date" girls her age or younger than her. Presuming she solicited this promise because, at a minimum, it was already a danger of happening, if not, indeed, had happened or was happening. And she was fully aware of that fact.... yikes.

[โ€“] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

"DADDY! STOP INVITING MY FRIENDS TO PARTIES AT YOUR FRIEND JEFFREY'S HOUSE! YOU KNOW THAT EVERYONE THINKS HE'S CREEPY! AND YOU, TOO!

Fucking her friends, at the least.

before 12-13, he also made similar remark to Paris Hilton when she was younger.

He wants to keep their "wonderful secret" times together special.

[โ€“] Apollonius_Cone@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ewww. People voted for this guy?

[โ€“] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

the people that are his most hardcore fans, are LIKE him. alot of them had pedopheliac tendancies. i visted the sub of a yotube channel, after i stop following them, some of the guest/employee was bragging/"knows a guy" about knowing a pedophile school employee. the channel starting turning to right wing grifting after they fired a female employee based on mysogyny, and they were asian too, so i dont know how this fits into their grifitng in the long run, but they lost of alot of viewers over the unprofessional attack on the employee. even main owners joked one time about a 4 year old girls privates. pre-pandemic, when the pandemic hit, it broke the minds of these ytubers.(oh and they couldnt stand biden winning, given thier silence about 1/6), we know these idiots support that day. they are an asian yotuber channel.

[โ€“] foo@feddit.uk 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And, he always keeps his promises...

[โ€“] D_C@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Raping little kids isn't dating them so, technically, he kept that promise.

[โ€“] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wouldn't do it with anybody younger than my daughter, not little kids, gotta be big

not any taller, gota be this big. write a song about not diddling kids, theres nothing more suspicious than diddling kids than writing about it.-Mac.

[โ€“] NENathaniel@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is this real? It's in Shitposting so I initially assumed not

[โ€“] silence7@slrpnk.net 33 points 1 week ago

It is indeed real. But published almost a decade ago, about a promise he made when she was 17, back in the 1990s.

[โ€“] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Yea, weird community choice.

[โ€“] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Of all the promises Trump has made, I bet this is the one that he actually intends to keep. /s

every time trump congratulate any women, he always grope them , or kiss them on the forehead.