memes

23351 readers

325 users here now

dank memes

Rules:

All posts must be memes and follow a general meme setup.
No unedited webcomics.
Someone saying something funny or cringe on twitter/tumblr/reddit/etc. is not a meme. Post that stuff in /c/slop
Va*sh posting is haram and will be removed.
Follow the code of conduct.
Tag OC at the end of your title and we'll probably pin it for a while if we see it.
Recent reposts might be removed.
Tagging OC with the hexbear watermark is praxis.
No anti-natalism memes. See: Eco-fascism Primer

founded 4 years ago

MODERATORS

WhyEssEff@hexbear.net

MiraculousMM@hexbear.net

ella@hexbear.net

corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net

VILenin@hexbear.net

EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net

ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net

101

Hey (lemmygrad.ml)

submitted 5 days ago by yogthos@lemmygrad.ml to c/memes@hexbear.net

14 comments fedilink hide all child comments

top 14 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Space aliens come to earth eager to share in solidarity with a new culture only to get immediately attacked and then dissected by the locals.

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 30 points 5 days ago

"I bring you love!" glorp

"It's bringing love! Don't let it get away!" barbarian

"Break its legs!" frothingfash

[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Honestly I think I'd react pretty calmly to an alien as long as they're not visibly armed and aggressive

If we're able to communicate I'd probably ask if they have global communism by now in their home planet(s)

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 22 points 5 days ago

I'd assume it was a tiktok prank and ignore it because I wouldn't want to be made a fool of.

[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago

id probably ask if they have global communism by now in their home planet(s)

they would have to if they wanted to ever become a self sustaining space traveling race

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sometimes I swing by the reddit ufo subs to see what the latest psyop is, rn it's a "sphere" in mexico that honestly looks like two saucer bowls welded together with some hieroglyphs on it.

:yea:

We're probably never going to ever get disclosure.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

If I was a little more amoral, scamming the alien believer guys would probably be one of the best grifts you could do, you just show them a crankshaft from a old Buick or something and tell them it was part of a UFO and they'll gladly buy it off of you.

Also, this is what came up when I searched "Crankshaft". Thanks Google, so glad you've gone to complete shit!