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[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 96 points 3 days ago (4 children)

It could just be a bad joke.

[–] essell@lemmy.world 50 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Indeed. Try talking to a few hundred people each day whilst keeping the banter fun and interesting.

Someone in this doesn't understand how being a cashier works.

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 days ago

And it's not the cashier.

Definitely just a dumb joke that got taken a bit too literally.

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Says more about the poster that (if it's real) should have just said "heh yeah" and left. If it's not real, then wtf is their life where they need to come up with B's like this? Cashiers have it hard enough

Im going on a limb and guessing this question was never asked directly to the cashier.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Someone really needs to work on their material though. They’re not going to leave their day job any time soon.

[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

You criticize their "material" by yourself regurgitating tired slop from decades past?

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 73 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Naïve teenager or bad relationship dynamic?

The world may never know

[–] Sekoia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 125 points 3 days ago

Weird flirting would have been my guess

Or even just a bad attempt at small talk

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 112 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I was thinking a joke, those jobs get so boring

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago

I used to ask "what did you do?" when there was a guy just buying a bouquet. Got a few chuckles.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That's why I always ask if it's free when something doesn't scan the first time

[–] Contentedness@lemmy.nz 3 points 3 days ago
[–] NJSpradlin@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Reminds me of the time I tried to buy some pico… but it wouldn’t scan and the cashier refused to either input the clearly labeled price on the container in manually, or have her shift manager do it for us. I went home without pico…

I didn’t want it free, it was labeled right there! But, gods forbid they charge me for ‘misc item’ at the listed price.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

She should have been able to manually add the number under the bar code and get the item, with price and name. Blame her manager for not teaching her.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The moral of the story is to always make your own pico de gallo.

[–] Saleh@feddit.org 25 points 3 days ago

I think it was more of a bad flirting attempt

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I’ll take things that never happened for $500 Alex

[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

He's dating a jealous psychopath.