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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 112 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I was thinking a joke, those jobs get so boring

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago

I used to ask "what did you do?" when there was a guy just buying a bouquet. Got a few chuckles.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's why I always ask if it's free when something doesn't scan the first time