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[–] Gert@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago

That time when you had to wait for the image to load line by line only to realize, her boobs where covered, and the utter disappointed of the image either being cropped or she was wearing pants.

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 69 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I remember we discovered the shorter the phone cable the faster our connection would be. So my friend bought a 2 inch cable and we had the computer right up against the wall for that extra 2kbps

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My family lived in a remote place, we had just barely gotten phone lines, they were terrible and we rarely got higher than 11kbs no matter what I tried.

Somehow I still was able to play online games like Team Fortress, I just had to radically change how I played compared to other players.

[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That was me with Quake II. All my rich friends had cable modems when they were still a luxury item and the rest of us poors out in the woods had to make do with 12kbps. It was a slaughter every night after school.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't forget getting yelled at for "camping" because that's the only way you can possibly play.

[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I had no shame about it. If hanging out in the rocket launcher spawn area doesn't cause my latency to go apeshit then I'm hanging out there and shooting anything that moves.

Fuck you and your 45 mbps, Eddie and Ian!

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 35 points 2 days ago

now this is podracing!

[–] biofaust@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I used to play Doom with 2 other friends on the same keyboard. One moving, one firing and one (the most bored) opening doors and activating buttons.

OG multiplayer Doom.

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i remember this vividly. going to my friend's house to watch the badger song, etc.

[–] ZJBlank@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] amroth@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

SNAAAAAKEEEEE!!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I was the one whose computer had the internet. The cruelest thing I ever did was get my friend, who had no computer at all, addicted to Ultima Online and EverQuest.

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[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I would raise and contort my hand in sync with the dial-up tones when my friend was around to convince them I was a shaman

"One does not simply access the worldy wider web, my child. You have to sing to it."

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (4 children)

When was the last time you heard the storm? '96 for me. Had either a T1 or DSL connection after that.

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[–] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When you entered, in the hallway there was a dedicated table that had a landline phone and paper phonebook on it. Possibly a pack of cigarettes and a lighter too.

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[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 18 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Ahh.... Hanging with friends gathered around a PC and trolling pedos on AIM. So weird that age, sex, and location were the primary opening lines of communication for a while. Even stranger that creepy dudes in their 40s were so honest about it while trying to pick up kids on the Internet.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I never understood that, I never participated in that weird ASL greeting, even as a naive kid who didn't even have social experience I felt that was creepy and dangerous to share that kind of thing, and I resented how it basically turned every conversation into "Is it remotely possible we could fuck."

I'm so glad the internet outgrew that silly trend and became so much more refined, intelligent and respectful.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I remember (as a girl) wanting to talk to another girl my age in a chatroom. The rest of the room started asking if I was a lesbian.

Like we couldn’t just talk to people online without bringing sex into it. I just wanted to make some friends.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I feel like if parents took the internet more seriously from the start and were more actively engaged in what their rotten teenagers were getting up to online we might have had at least a slowdown of the awful decay of society as our worst intrusive thoughts now not only have space to be seen without consequence, we have entire communities supporting each other's rotten intrusive thoughts.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Honestly, if my parents had any idea how many creeps were on AOL, I probably would’ve been banned from it. We’re like the “grew up with no seatbelts and survived” version of internet users.

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[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

My friends and I used to do that. We find some scumbag trawling the teen chat rooms on AOL and get them to IM us. The we'd say we wanted to send them a picture us and we'd send them gore, scat porn, and other gross shit. Some of the best nights of my teenage years.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] grue@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No shit. Everyone brings over their computer. For me my first network was the lan party net. It was 10base 2. Invariably at least one time a meet someone would kick a coax cable loose and we would lose the whole network. Thinking about it we didn't have the name lan party when we first started having them. We called it playing warcraft 2.

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We used those coax cables at school. Each row had a terminator. I don't think I've ever seen it elsewhere.

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[–] match@pawb.social 8 points 1 day ago

you're the man now dog

[–] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

skipping around to various local BBS' downloading new shareware and trying it out into the wee hours of the night.

I recall there was this old DOS vector graphics looking helicopter game that was fucking impossible because it was realistic i guess and oh the joy we had taking turns and mocking each other as we crashed over and over over and over

edit: may have been Gunship certainly looks similar. Actually i don't think it was this because this looks playable and fun

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I remember letting my brother’s friend use my computer and he reprogrammed my DOS boot sequence to play a (very simple) bleepy version of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song & then type out “TURTLE POWER” on the DOS prompt.

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[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago

My first hands-on experience with the Internet was at a friend's house in the early 90s in 4th or 5th grade. I'd seen it before on various classroom computers but I never got a chance to use it because the teachers all seemed to agree on putting the unstable desk-throwing kids in front of them for the school day to keep them distracted.

[–] mapmyhike@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I remember going to my friend Ray's house who had a 386 with a ten meg hard drive and dual three and five inch floppy drives. They paid $2,500 for it at the time. We used to visit a porn site called Ed and Eddies? Then we would play a tank battle game. He had a blistering 300 baud modem.

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dude that tank game brings back memories. The old 3D vector graphics tank game right?

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The one with just the green lines? If so, Battle Zone, fucking classic.

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Ah, the good ol’ days, when my friend’s computer would get jacked up from Bonzai Buddy because she thought it was too cute.

I thought it was weird and didn’t care for it, so I never put it on my family’s computer. After it was discovered to be spyware, I felt vindicated.

[–] dwindling7373@feddit.it 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This but gaming instead.

As in, whatching our friend play aoe2 or something.

To be fair it's exactly the same as watching a streamer, minus the parasocial relationship.

[–] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

I used to watch my buddy play WoW.

That was 2 fold. We did what this post talks about, but i also knew what diablo 2 did to me, and knew i couldnt own WoW or I'd flunk out of high school

We would ride our bikes to the library because their connection was faster and we could sit next to each other.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, cause I was the friend with the computer. My dad worked in computers, so we had a computer in the eighties and internet in (I think) 1995. We got cable internet really early too, and my first username was “guywithcable”.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Unknowingly, son of u/fatpipe & u/maxbaud

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

miss when we gathered to get into the internet instead of having to quit it alone.

All the time! Showing each other the cool sites we'd found. Messing with settings.

[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I'm only just enough old for the Wii lmao

[–] Wav_function@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

That's an abnormal amount

[–] renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

it's not that old, it was still normal in 2010

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[–] j4k3@piefed.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We polished the prop to 28k in my full digits year. There better be 7 of us 28'ers here or we have failed - rule

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[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

everybody coming over to watch the new smosh video

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