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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 126 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Just because they didn't have modern technology doesn't mean they didn't have any technology. They could have used Skype for videoconferencing.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 11 points 2 months ago

They used RealVideo back in the day

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

This is why we shouldn't overly glamorize the past.

[–] Talaraine@fedia.io 53 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They planned ahead of decades of work rather than the next quarter

[–] CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Apparently, Giza had 20,000 laborers in addition to 16,000 support staff working on the pyramid over 20 to 30 years.

The California High Speed Rail is the only thing comparable in the USA and that has only required 15,000 jobs since 2015.

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The difference is the pyramids exist

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[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 45 points 2 months ago

They used the oldest trick in the book, wage theft

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago (3 children)

They had slaves. A lot of slaves.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 43 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The pyramids being built with slaves is largely incorrect.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

I suppose it was the hustler grindset

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe not the "build the pyramid" itself. Just maybe. But all the transportation, accomodations and food for the builders surely came from slaves.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Not necessarily. Most people would have been nominally free, and most economic activity would have come from them.

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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The hell of one idea that just won't die. It was created out of thin air by sheer force of racist speculation, and known to be wrong for close to a century. Yet people still keep repeating it.

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[–] tootoughtoremember@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Just throw human death and suffering at them until they're finished!

[–] claimsou@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

It was a Pyramid scheme!

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 months ago (5 children)

The daily scrum probably helped

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[–] amotio@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

They had whips, massive, massive whips.

[–] postnataldrip@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they organised a pizza lunch for the survivors

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[–] Sillyglow@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Whips. Lots and lots of whips.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

While Egypt did practice slavery, evidence suggests the pyramids were built by well-fed craftsmen.

I know BBC isn't the best source, but it's fine for this purpose: https://www.sciencefocus.com/science/were-the-egyptian-pyramids-built-by-slaves

[–] SnortsGarlicPowder@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Why is the BBC not a good source?

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[–] skepller@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Like you mentioned, Ancient Egypt did have slavery, so even if there's evidence of temporary villages for paid workers, it's very hard to believe slaves were also not involved as well on projects of this scale.

Even on the hardly off chance that there were 0 slaves near the pyramid, the whole material gathering and transport job to the pyramid site was an insanely huge amount of labour as well.

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[–] centipede_powder@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Where theres a whip theres a way

[–] frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

“PYRAMID.AI - Where eternity meets innovation^TM^

We’re not just stacking stones, we’re building the blockchain of eternity.

Legacy monuments are stuck in the past with zero data, zero scalability, and zero cloud integration, while humanity still lacks a truly iconic, scalable, and AI-optimized monument for the Web0 era. PYRAMID.AI is leveraging proprietary AI-driven algorithms to design, optimize, and construct next-gen pyramids at scale. With our neural net, you can…”

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[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Here come the slave and alien comments

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hear me out:

Alien slaves.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Monster96@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Oh I was thinking underground mole people and wizards but I like your idea better

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] wpb@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

They probably just scrum pokered really well

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Are we just gonna forget about the aliens who build pyramids from the tip down with their alien laser, guise? You're erasing our history and heritage!!1!

[–] bdjukemgood@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Never underestimate the power of water cooler interactions -C suite

[–] miridius@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Yeah they used slavery instead

[–] BelTheBard@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] raltoid@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (8 children)

The masons and other specialized workers were paid, and there is a theory that many of the laborers living near Giza were paid, but no one actually knows if they were. What is known, is that slaves were used in that era, and thinking they weren't at least used in transportation of materials is naive.

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[–] SomGye@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

They clearly used AOL Instant Messenger 🙄👌

[–] epicstove@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

You remember as you kid you might have stacked rocks or Lego bricks?

They basically did that with really really big rocks.

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[–] ubergeek@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago

Must be aliens.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 4 points 2 months ago

Levitation and teleportation technology. We're devolving not evolving people.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They had their own workflow optimization which was do it or die. That can motivate some people.

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