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[–] flandish@lemmy.world 68 points 1 day ago (4 children)

funny thing is I still have the kids heights written on the door, in my wife’s handwriting. She died 14 years ago. Kids were 9,11,12 at the time. She was 41. I’ll prob never remove it.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

A chilling reminder to live life in the present because all those daily annoyances mean nothing when you and those you care about meet their inevitable end

[–] rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 day ago

That is sad, sorry for your loss.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I was going to make fun of this thread by saying some dumb thing but then I noticed your comment ... this is your thread now ... my condolences to you and your family ... and you should clear coat that section of the wall to preserve it forever ... and if you ever renovate or change your house ... carefully carve out that section of wall, frame it and display it as a family heirloom.

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

my take is that if I ever have to remove the door, that section gets a frame and becomes art. :)

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

You're the only here that matters right now. Im sorry for your loss. I hope you had many wonderful memories, and continue to make more with your children.

[–] lastunusedusername2@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is this the chart those two doctors were arguing about?

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)
[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mr. Clean is a bull and understands its bad etiquette to send her back without offering hygiene.

^/s^

[–] match@pawb.social 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

I figure if you're a bull then it's bad etiquette to hide the evidence before the cuck can enjoy it

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

You know what... you're right.

I'm gonna mention this meme at Thanksgiving this year

lol this is amazing

[–] match@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago

Mr Clean is probably about 6 feet tall so this woman is maybe 20 feet tall (she's lying down)

[–] Metype@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I got that post directly previously in my feed. Get out of my head, get out of my head